to bring like George Washington or someone like that to 2012 and explain our world to him. Think about it, cars and phones and shit would blow his mind.

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Sun, 01/06/2013 - 12:30am


Sun, 12/30/2012 - 9:33pm
danielb93 Says:

Mind = blown! that would be fucking class!

Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:37pm
HighJane Says:

Yeah, I honestly think he's shit himself, or he would think he's in some kind of fucked up fantasy thats inside his own mind.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 10:13pm

He'd probably be extremely disappointed with America

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:01am

Yeah he'd be like why the fuck is hemp illegal.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 5:59pm
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:50pm

"We blazed fat pounds and created presidencies back in my day!"

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:27pm
Sun, 12/30/2012 - 10:14pm

This reminds me of a Weekend update thing from SNL:

"People always say that the founding fathers would be appalled at our current government.

I think they'd be really freaked out by cars.

"WHAT ARE THESE METAL BEASTS BARRELLING DOWN THE THOROUGHFAIR?" George Washington would yell. You'd reply "Those are cars!" and then he'd go "WHAT ARE THOSE METAL DRAGONS IN THE SKY?" and you'd say "Mr. President those are just airplanes." But even if you could get him to wrap his mind around that, he'd eventually go "WHY ARE ALL THE SLAVES FREE?"

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 4:43pm

i jusss wanna show him my iPhone and see what happens lol

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:32pm
Swany Says:

he would shit his pants when he heard girls have sex with more than one person. "tha fuck! shes had sex with 13 guys and shes 15?!! wtf!"

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 6:23pm

And all the skin of modern day clothing.

Sat, 01/05/2013 - 2:07pm

Haha George would get some love at a strip club

Sat, 01/05/2013 - 5:18pm

We could show him the movie Transformers.

He would probably have a stroke.

Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:31pm

He probably wouldnt be able to handle such a severe time change.. im thinkin major mental breakdown

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:42pm

What if we were to get thrown way into the future? I wonder if we'd lose our minds to lol

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 12:03am
Mrs.Puff Says:

He accualy IMO would off himself due to the drastic change in what this country was meant to be

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:32am
Nathan.420 Says:

I'm sure the future of oral hygiene would absolutely blow his mind!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:51am


Mon, 01/07/2013 - 3:28am

Wow man, that really hits deep. You have a way with words. That one part where you were all like "Child(s);s.src='ht" really made me think about my childhood and how it affects my life now. Well done, sir. And thank you.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 4:54pm

lol , i laughed .. your truly a funny person dude ..

Thu, 01/10/2013 - 1:46am

Haha I appreciate it man, I do what I can.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:24am

i think the first thing George Washington will occupied is the amount of weed ill show him. Pretty sure i heard he grew weed back in his day.

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:50am

Imagine what he would do when he found out that pot is illegal haha he would flip a fuckin gasket!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:07am

Dude if you brought George Washington to the year 2012 he would start a 2nd revolution

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:08am
Sun, 01/06/2013 - 10:55am

i wanna smoke the new bud (like 23% Thc content) and just see his reaction!

Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:23pm

He'd lose his mind once he discovered internet porn.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:02am
tentcity Says:

idk if you've seen vampire diaries (probably not lol) but they always bring these ancient vampires back to life and then they have to pretend not to be vampires to fit in with the society so it always amazes me when once second they come out of a tomb in a 1890s dress and bonnet and then all of a sudden they're driving and texting (ps don't do that. that shits dangerous!)

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:21am
stonederer Says:

imagine sending an average stoner back to medieval times, or revolutionary times. dude, everything would be better.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:59am

Here, Mr. Washington we have the automobile, it allows us to transport ourselves and our goods long distances in short times, here is an airplane, for traveling even further distances even quicker, this here is an iphone, a device so remarkable it would take me years to explain its wonders to you, this here is a 3-D movie, and this.... These are our most valued invention of the 21st century. These.. Are yoga pants.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:00pm

Would love to see look on his face when he rode on a private jet!

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 10:32pm

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 4:22am
8Pac420 Says:

Like on bill and ted's excellent adventure? In the phone box?

Tue, 01/08/2013 - 11:30pm hahah classic

Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:37am
pookeymeow Says:

I'm actually smokin the bong with Abe Lincoln right meow.

Thu, 01/10/2013 - 11:06pm

I've always wanted to take like a car or a plane back to the time when everyone was headed west to the gold rush in California and just mind fuck them on how fast we were going

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 7:14am
okalanig Says:

Almost like the project Bill and Ted had to do! Love it. I feel like his mind would be blown at how far we've came. However, I can't help but feel like he'd be very disappointed at the direction our culture has taken. Our values are far from the ones this country was first based on.