and my manager has a shirt advertising our burritos that says, "Usually when you roll something this good, it's illegal."

I love my job.

Made popular on: 
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 10:12pm


Sun, 09/23/2012 - 9:11pm
Febel Says:

I work at mcdonalds, and my manager doesn't speak english

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:53am
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:12pm

i work at mcdonalds and my manager smokes lol

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 9:30pm

I wish i had a cool ass job...but itll all be worth it when i graduate and get my degree. Smart stoners FTW!!

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 4:52pm
DaSein Says:

Hopefully you didn't choose a degree in philosophy...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:31pm
E.Scooby Says:

I have my Diploma. And I consider myself a smart stoner

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 9:53pm
yurtpoh Says:

lmfao, hell yeah, i was thinking about applying at one here where i live

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 10:07pm
shootor123 Says:

Chipotle is my favorite food ever. Marry me?

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 10:25pm
smeaz Says:
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 11:02pm
SavvyMahon Says:

Instead of wedding cake, we'll serve burritos.

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:41am
Biopsy Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:05pm
SavvyMahon Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:25pm
Swany Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 2:47pm
SavvyMahon Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 7:15pm
Biopsy Says:


Don't forget the Tabasco Sauce!!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 1:45am
Swany Says:
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:47pm
Wed, 09/26/2012 - 11:51am
SavvyMahon Says:

Actually, black beans would be better for that, because our pinto beans are cooked with bacon. :p

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:31am
soroasted Says:

i work at moes and my shirt says " rolling fatties since 1999"

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:36am
MK_Ultra Says:

the Carls Jr shirts say we Wake and Bake everyday

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 12:43am
bwetzzz25 Says:

sooo can you hook me up with one of those shirts..?

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:33pm
SavvyMahon Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 1:12am
Ndtucker Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:38am
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:33pm
E.Scooby Says:
Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:11pm
Gogojr1 Says:
Mon, 09/24/2012 - 9:07am

we should get married, you can roll my burritos and il roll us blunts :)

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 5:33pm
boulderite Says:

ill take 2 chicken burritos, and an izze soda... thanks :)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:16am
SavvyMahon Says:

We have Blackberry, Grapefruit, and Clementine. :)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 5:12pm
Gogojr1 Says:

just saying, you know your shit! You deserve a promotion!

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 7:21pm
SavvyMahon Says:

Currently trying to work my way up to prep. ;D

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 8:40pm

I also work at McDonalds, and I get blazed and serve food :D

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:15pm

lehigh valley mall? haha, saw that resturaunt there and wanted to try it

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 11:40pm

Lol chipotle is a chain restaurant. There are many locations sir.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 12:13am
SavvyMahon Says:

Yeah, mine is on Mangrove here in Chico, CA. :)

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 2:36pm
upthecrunx Says:

Fucking Chipotle. It took me literally 2 months to figure out that the Chipotle billboard outside my work that said "You're rolling. We're rolling. Coincidence?" wasn't referring to rolling on ecstasy or rolling up joints.

It was about rolling. In a car. I simultaneously felt like an idiot and too into drugs on the day when this inevitable truth finally dawned on me.

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 3:49pm
stonederer Says:

First day at my job one of my managers looked at me and said "marijuana". hasn't said 3 words to me since

Tue, 09/25/2012 - 8:24pm

do you keep a heavy supply of chipotlaway handy?

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:36pm
Lalala333 Says:

I want to work at Chipotle now just so I could wear one of those

Sun, 10/14/2012 - 12:36pm
cherries Says:
Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:56pm
Sat, 10/20/2012 - 9:25pm
veritylove Says:

As I'm reading this, I'm eating a burrito bowl. Yummmmmmmmmm (:

Fri, 10/26/2012 - 4:22pm
Spliffted Says:

Seriously tho, can I get one of those shirts?