"Time to sneeze." Then it's all like, "LOL JK."

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Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:49pm


Fri, 02/24/2012 - 7:53pm
FecalFiend Says:

Or it's like "time to shit." Then it's like, "LOL JK." Then five minutes later diarrhea is dripping down your leg.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:43pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

Pro tip: Gotta sneeze? Look up towards a light or the sun.
You're welcome.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 7:56pm
funkymonk Says:
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 11:26pm

But Bruce you always look like you looking in sun chingchongdinglongching

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 5:06pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

Its easy to say that over the internet without my foot sticking out of your ass.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 1:24pm

this is true, I would never say that to Bruce Lee's face...he would murder me with one swift kick to my temple :(

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 5:53pm

FecalFiend does it again! xD He's everywhere.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 8:10pm

_George Carlin

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 8:42pm
Higherrea Says:

Or when you shut your eyes while sneezing and realize your eyes have popped out of their sockets?!


Sun, 02/26/2012 - 9:57pm
yoinkie Says:

So I went through a page or two of your highdeas, and realized that everything you have posted is "borrowed", which leads me to believe you are most likely a robot(no thoughts of your own). I think that is pretty awesome, I've never actually talked to a robot before! 0110 00101000 1000? 100 110 0011101010!!!

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:29am
Coldfool Says:
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 10:03pm

how would some people talk without the words "like" "um" or "thing"??

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 7:22pm
Meagan Says:
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 11:03pm
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 9:49am
Synyst3r Says:

If you have to sneeze and you shout "pineapple" it works every time.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 4:22pm
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 4:30am
mrdmanb Says:

Hmm... Tried it and..And YOU Sir are a Liar.

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 6:33pm
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 1:43pm

I hate when a post is going to be funny/original, but then its all like JK

Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:30am
Coldfool Says:
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 3:49pm
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 9:31am
Coldfool Says: