Compared to all other babies, human babies are a bunch of fucking divas. Baby sea turtles dig themselves out of a huge hole, make it to the ocean and survive on their own. Try that with a human baby, and you'll have a baby covered in shit, piss, and vomit, and it will cry until it dies in the same spot you left it. Total diva


Wed, 05/21/2014 - 1:26am

human babies are useless when theyre born. takes way too long to become independant but when we do, we have unlimited capabilities. strange