Paint yourself green and throw rocks at her.

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Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:27pm


Fri, 04/29/2011 - 2:47am

By rocks I mean forks...I guess I got confused =)

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 4:03am
Alistor Says:

I'm not blond and that'd still confuse the fuck outta me lol.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 10:21am

Haha that's cuz it's an friends and I tell them to each other all the time. Most of them are extremely inappropriate.
Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Cuz she had no arms.
What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.
What's worse than a paper cut? The Holocaust.
Get the picture? lol they're terrible and they shouldn't be funny....but when you're in the right mood, they're fuckin hilarious. =p

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 1:08am
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:07am
Swany Says:

what did one lawyer say the the other lawyer?
we are both lawyers

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 12:55am
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 11:54pm

What did the quadriplegic boy get for christmas?


Sun, 09/23/2012 - 12:32am

What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:00pm

I don't get it. And this is quite offensive becuase I am blonde >:-(

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 9:34pm
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 12:11am
Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:22pm
HighGuy11 Says:
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 12:11am

Aren't they great?? You should google anti-jokes haha

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 6:25am
OneWiseOne Says:

By you telling me to google anti-jokes I found the exact same one as this highdea on the first link. If your going to steal someone else's joke, at least give credit where credit is due. Or.. maybe try more research than one click of a button.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 12:00pm

I feel as if it was implied that she copied it.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:05pm

OneWise... "Maybe try more research..." lololol It's highdeas bro. Not a fucking English essay.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:00pm
Mon, 05/02/2011 - 4:08am
pants Says:

I used to love jokes like this when I was a kid :D
What did the farmer say to the cow on the barn roof? Get down.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Someone threw a microwave at it.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 4:17am

Hahaha they're pretty much the shit =p

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 6:05am
Alistor Says:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs along the way.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 11:21am
pants Says:

hahaha it's just not good horse etiquette. That bartender should have known better

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 1:11pm

Hahahahahhaha that one just made me laugh, out loud, in a room by myself =)

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:06pm

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

The horse says, my wife just died.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:58pm
chadams Says:
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 4:38am
zcutty_ Says:

whats blue and smells like red paint?.... blue paint
what did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?..... "lets get in the car"

Mon, 04/02/2012 - 4:39pm

Wait, I don't get it. I'm a blonde to. That would just freak me out not confuse me, lol

Sat, 08/25/2012 - 1:37pm
Thu, 09/20/2012 - 8:27pm

Whats Brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 2:43am
Sun, 09/16/2012 - 11:35pm

You know what's really delicious? Fondue. My family has that shit for chirstmas every year and I swear it's the best dinner that can be created.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:20pm

How did you get so high that you thought this highdea was about food? I want some of that weed

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:22am
Tigersjaw Says:

Who's too high to think of a joke? This guy.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:56pm
flipnugget Says:

noo man that was funny you see you dont even needa try when you're high

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 2:34am

Whats better then winning the Special Olympics?
not being retarded !!!!

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 1:06pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 4:08pm

I sat reading anti jokes, laughing so hard as I tried reading them to my sister over the phone (we long distance smoke together.)

I couldn't even say them.

"Why did the little boy drop his icecream cone?"
He got hit by a bus.

Oh fffffff.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 9:30pm

I'm not knocking you. I just know where anti jokes started.It's stupid hipster bs. I'm getting to old because It think these fads are starting to get really dumb. Planking, tebowing, I mean even fads are now called (memes). Yup i'm just getting old.

Thu, 09/20/2012 - 11:08pm

Who cares where it started if it makes you laugh? Does it really matter if some "hipster" made it up?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 12:45am

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get
For Christmas?
Hahaha my brother told me this I laughed so hard

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:22pm

Ok i can get behind this one this one is so terrible it's funny.

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 4:35am

Highpenguin, I believe this one to be the best anti-joke.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:14am
mindgames Says:

how do you confuse a blonde? you don't have to. They are born that way. But if you want to go further, Put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 2:58am
ToTheMoon Says:

Because your name is greengirl371 I like to imagine that you actually paint yourself green and throw some forks, or rocks, or what have you at some blondes...I also imagine they're homeless blondes...with no arms. Homeless, Jewish, armless, blondes.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 8:10am

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 11:28am
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:43pm

if you paint yourself green and throw rocks at her, does that make her.... stoned? 0_o

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:30pm

Yeah Dude, she got stoned by the Green Monster

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 10:24pm
yowashupp Says:

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, in a mailbox? ...Bill
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, chillin on your porch? ...Matt
in a lake? ...Bob
in a jacuzzi? ..Stew
Lying in a pile of leaves?..Rustle
hahah i thought theese were really funny:D

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 6:32pm
hippiechic Says:
Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:34am