HighLympics: High Olympics (noun)
Define: (1) similar to the very popular world wide competition of various sports playing for medals to take back to their home country.

The hiathletes (high athletes) will be representing their country, region (west coast, south etc), state, and city.
The HighLympics will have an assortment of popular stoned exciting activities such as:
-Tossing various objects into trash cans from various distances.
-pool (billiards)
- cheesy funny rap battles judged by the beastie boys, flavor flav, and nick swardson.
-ofcourse there's various eating competitions

-drawing the funniest picture
-drawing the sexiest picture
-building sandcastles
-who can roll the fattest cleanest blunt.
-who grew the dankest weed since last year. Judged by all the hiathletes.
-who takes the fattest hit
-who has the gayest laugh
-who can watch any given random video and not laugh. Last one to laugh wins.
-many many more, what would you add??

The games will start with the running and lighting of the Torch as well. The torch will be a giant joint. The runner will hit as needed and pass it to the next runner until getting to the stadium (changing every year). At the stadium there is a giant heep of reefer that burns throughout the games getting everyone in the closed stadium spectators and participants even more stoned.

We will have a giant ceremony when all the participants arrive including a giant smoke session and a meal of enormous proportions with every food imaginable. There will be huge tables filled with all these munchies covering every inch of the stadium. All fans and hiathletes are here for the free food. Everyone's eyes are red and everyone is laughing and joking and having interesting conversations. There is open mic for funny bastards to try to test their stoned stand up skills or rapping or any musical talent. After this is over there is an enormous clean up session getting the stadium ready for the games to start tomorrow at noon.

After the games all participants 1st, 2nd and 3rd place get they're medals. Those medals can be cashed in at the store at the stadium for crazy amounts of high end, limited edition, bongs, pipes, vapes, weed, edibles, hash, and oils/extracts.

Would you go?

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Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:25am


Mon, 01/23/2012 - 9:16pm
RIVERman Says:

I was already there for an instant! That would be the event of the year!

Mon, 01/23/2012 - 9:56pm
hazey_days Says:
Mon, 01/23/2012 - 10:49pm
CamBam. Says:
Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:16pm
Ctodenbach Says:
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:33am
Elnicko Says:

God damnit I was thinking those exact fucking words Cam, it would be cool to do this over the internet so its more on the dl and anybody can join. Just gotta provide video evidence of things like how much your packing into a snap so we know what the records are. Until its totally legal that is, the you take this shit to the real world.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:42am
Ctodenbach Says:

My name is cam too lol Took me a second to realize how the fuck you knew my name then I realized cambam was commenting above me

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:43am
Elnicko Says:

I agree with both of you if it makes a difference.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:12pm
SoClose Says:

I'm begging all the producers in comedy central to make this shit happen! No seriously, I just sent a letter to their headquarters, giving them a link to this.

Tue, 01/24/2012 - 2:20am
Tue, 01/24/2012 - 7:36pm
livefr33 Says:
Thu, 01/26/2012 - 10:36pm
MoLTReZ Says:

I'd add some stoner version of Beer Pong. Also putting in stoned basketball.

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:14pm
Ctodenbach Says:

Like pig or horse (bball shot game) with crazy shots and added items

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:00am
MoLTReZ Says:

Ya that's a good idea for the basketball , but for the beer pong maybe you could take a hit if they make a cup

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 9:05am

I got you on the beer pong moltrez, instead of cups we use wide mouth bongs, (ex: http://i48.tinypic.com/muvpcl.jpg ) partially filled with beer and all bowls packed full, regular pong rules apply. As far as what you have to do if they get in one of your bongs, you cash the bowl then chug the bong beer... call it Bong Pong.

I was also thinkin we could have a contest like those all you can eat things with blunts instead of food. You face as many blunts as you can in a certain time limit, if you waste smoke, choke too much, or give up you'll be eliminated, last man smokin wins.

definitely sign me up

Thu, 01/26/2012 - 11:48pm
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:21am

this highdea made me use my imagination a lot which made my mind get fucked, therefore upvote
*trying to write this was hard because my dog wont stop biting my toe

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:21am
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:52am
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:56am
Gizmodo Says:

im glad it wasn't the usual, 'who can smoke the most' kind of competitions

-you'd have to have a philosophical debate somewhere in there too.
-ping pong is the shit stoned
-have a circle sesh, but pass it in a weird rotation, whoever fucks up the rotation loses...it gets harder as you get higher
-definitely like monopoly or something
-we need musicians
-mario-kart competition (and/or super smash bros)

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:07am

with real gokarts, and giant courses just like in the game lit up like a disco floor. sickk!!!!

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:03am

the last four you said were the exact four i was first thinking of haha.

but there's definitely gotta be a video game part. but not the call of duty and other new bull shit, we need the classics. throw a CLASSIC arcade game decathalon- best scores in pacman, galaga, atari, classic street fighter, centipede, snake, asteroids, bomberman (i fucking miss playing bomberman), and 2 more win the decathlon. but i can't remember any others so we need two more!

oh and instead of a bake off, we're having a BAKE OFF.. best pot brownies, candies, lolipops ect. and i love me some weed butter so we need like a weed butter station next to the bake off.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:05am
Gizmodo Says:

They have to make their own cannabutter. That's half the challenge is making the butter right

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:51pm

one of my friends make the absolute best butter. she's a culinary major so she does some shit to make it ultra concentrated. and then she bakes a bunch of shit so i can die fat dumb and happy

Thu, 09/12/2013 - 4:57pm

Haha dude I wanna do that weird rotation thing every time I smoke in a group now. And if you get it wrong, your next hit is taken away by the person you were supposed to pass it to. Muahahahahaha.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:57am
Found_It Says:

I read this like an announcer haha best highdea EVER. send this to Amsterdam president or who ever the fucks in charge over yawnder (pointing every direction)

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:12am

...video games should be in there...and the stadium made out of cob( a completely natural material) and sign me up

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:18am

Hackey sac. Classic stoner competition.
The open mic idea cracks my shit up too.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:24am

An ounce says Michael Phelps would show up for it.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:25am
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:46am
feathers. Says:
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:11am
Tha_FrEEk Says:
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 2:53am
Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:36am
NoPants Says:

I'd rather watch then play. That'd be so entertaining.


Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:37am

Great highDEA man, real original, not. Fuckin copier.


Oh Yeah, and this song is wicked.


Fri, 01/27/2012 - 11:14am
Sarahie Says:

Cause its tooooootally not possible for people to have the same ideas? Omg.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:54pm

Bro did you read this highdea?
Mad different.

Sat, 01/28/2012 - 3:40am
Ctodenbach Says:

Lol fuck off dude. Normally it's me ramming people for Unoriginality.

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 9:22am

dude are you fuckin kidding me? thats nowhere close to being the same idea, not to mention ctodenbach's was written first, by weeks. here's a tip, you wanna call somebody out for stealin some shit? you might wanna actually read them and look at the dates first... FAIL.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:52pm

You forgot hackey sack, disc golf, ultimate frisbee, and kicking a soccer ball around in a circle.

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:09pm
birtybots Says:

There needs to be a cooking event in there too

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:51pm

if the games were categorized by region, the northwest would win. were used to smoking icky whicky green stuff.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:02pm

I'm doing this for my birthday and need some ideas!