Submitted by Ctodenbach on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 7:47pm
HighLympics: High Olympics (noun)
Define: (1) similar to the very popular world wide competition of various sports playing for medals to take back to their home country.
The hiathletes (high athletes) will be representing their country, region (west coast, south etc), state, and city.
The HighLympics will have an assortment of popular stoned exciting activities such as:
-Tossing various objects into trash cans from various distances.
- cheesy funny rap battles judged by the beastie boys, flavor flav, and nick swardson.
-ofcourse there's various eating competitions
-drawing the funniest picture
-drawing the sexiest picture
-who can roll the fattest cleanest blunt.
-who grew the dankest weed since last year. Judged by all the hiathletes.
-who takes the fattest hit
-who has the gayest laugh
-who can watch any given random video and not laugh. Last one to laugh wins.
-many many more, what would you add??
The games will start with the running and lighting of the Torch as well. The torch will be a giant joint. The runner will hit as needed and pass it to the next runner until getting to the stadium (changing every year). At the stadium there is a giant heep of reefer that burns throughout the games getting everyone in the closed stadium spectators and participants even more stoned.
We will have a giant ceremony when all the participants arrive including a giant smoke session and a meal of enormous proportions with every food imaginable. There will be huge tables filled with all these munchies covering every inch of the stadium. All fans and hiathletes are here for the free food. Everyone's eyes are red and everyone is laughing and joking and having interesting conversations. There is open mic for funny bastards to try to test their stoned stand up skills or rapping or any musical talent. After this is over there is an enormous clean up session getting the stadium ready for the games to start tomorrow at noon.
After the games all participants 1st, 2nd and 3rd place get they're medals. Those medals can be cashed in at the store at the stadium for crazy amounts of high end, limited edition, bongs, pipes, vapes, weed, edibles, hash, and oils/extracts.
Would you go?