I think, that if you get arrested for something related to alcohol; you should get a complimentary joint to help calm you down.
Like, they put you in the holding cell, and people lose their shit in there sometimes. It's like, damn if you had a joint I bet you wouldn't be flipping your shit so much.

Vancouver RCMP,
Get on that shit!
Right meow.


Wed, 09/07/2011 - 1:03am
Wed, 09/07/2011 - 10:44am
SpecialJ Says:

I got a DUI and they put me in drug classes where I can't smoke weed but I can drink my ass off... Go figure

Wed, 09/07/2011 - 8:28pm
CrossBlunt Says:
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:04pm

"Did you say... Meow?"
"MEOW!? Do I look like a cat to you? Am I drinking milk out of a saucer? No!"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:09am

DUDE! That's so funny, I got arrested for a DUI a few days ago, and I was almost beligerently drunk while talking to this super chill officer who was filling out my paperwork. And before he put me in the cell I asked him, "Hey you got anything to help me sleep like some Nyquil or weed or anything?" And he was like, "No that's all in the evidence room."

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:03pm

Sick story.
I've got friends who know policemen that have stolen from the evidence room.
I think that's hilarious.

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 9:45pm
CoolAidMan Says:

Definitely would help. If anything they would be like, hey free weed! Then sit down and smoke it for awhile.