If you say you're gonna do something then fucking do something. And if you don't want to do that thing then for god sakes, don't say you're going to do that thing. Jesus Christ! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. This is so obvious yet no one abides...but you know who does abide? The Dude...The Dude abides and in this situation I'm the Dude.

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Fri, 03/29/2013 - 7:05pm


Sat, 09/15/2012 - 6:13pm
Ibangwomen Says:

Wow good rant, solid message. I'll give it an A-

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 4:39pm
TittySpit Says:

sounds like you just had a girl say she was gonna give you quality head and then said nahhhhhhh nevermind you're dick stinks.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 2:47pm

I feel the exact same way. It honestly angers me so fucking bad that I want to take a baby and a puppy,tie them together,and throw them off the London fucking bridge.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 1:15am

Well that escalated quickly.

Smoke a blunt and chilllll, breezytrees. We don't abuse babies or small animals on this website man.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 2:11am

Haha mybad Dontcry_gethigh. Just an expression. I love puppies <3 Babies, well, let's not talk about it.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 12:06am
kolby26 Says:
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Fri, 03/29/2013 - 7:37pm
DatPanda Says:
Fri, 03/29/2013 - 7:57pm

yo, i feel you. but i know you definitely watch some quality movies. you made a reference to zoolander and the big lebowski. right on! stay cruisin'!

Sun, 03/31/2013 - 8:11am
ibex Says:

you are not The Dude, you are Mr. Lebowski