How do you wake up lady gaga?
You set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.

What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, i lied about the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.