Heckler: Hey talk about something ells.
Me: Ok what do you want to talk about?
Heckler: White people.
Me: What was that?
Heckler: White people!
Me: Ok. Midgets.. Where going to talk about midgets.
Me: But no seriously that’s a wonderful suggestion.
Me: But I just don’t have any material for white people… Where perfect =p
Heckler: You’re not white
Me: What?
Heckler: You’re not that white!
Me: Ok.
Me: Yeah I admit I’m not fully white… But I’ve made mistakes
Me: Anyways people did you catch my midget joke?
Crowed: …
Me: Ah well guess there just too short to catch!