When your really high and start telling a longer story and by the time you finish you have absolutely no idea where you were going with it.

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Tue, 06/10/2014 - 11:31pm


Tue, 03/13/2012 - 1:39am
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 2:08pm

Haha I know what you mean man! Like the other day I was telling my friends about this one time when me and my buddy arrived back at our flat and he realized he'd left his wallet back at the bar. I said "Oh no! Not the wallet Mary got you for your birthday! Mary will be devastated!" It was at that point I realized that I hadn't called Mary for weeks and I thought to myself, man, I wonder how Mary's doing, I should give her a call sometime. The only thing is, my phone's been having problems lately so I'm still waiting for the phone company to call me and tell me they've fixed it. But how is the phone company going to call me if I don't have a phone? And don't you hate how people are always on their phones these days? Well excuse you Susan, obviously Candy Crush is way more interesting than anything I have to say...I'll just wait till you're not busy. But that time will never come, will it Susan? Fucking Susan.

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 2:33am
cdub2712 Says:
Wed, 06/11/2014 - 2:01am

Dude my girlfriend could tell you all about it haha

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 8:22am

once I started off telling a story about how my cousin was choking on a burrito and it somehow ended up with, an then my dad was in his underwear driving me to school. No idea how those stories fused but hey..its whatevs. :/

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 1:55pm

Hell Yea I have told a 30 min story one time and I was like uhhhhhhh where did I leave off

Wed, 06/11/2014 - 2:32pm
Thu, 06/12/2014 - 1:24am
Thu, 06/12/2014 - 1:24am

I told a story so long once that the story I was telling eventually became about how long my story was.

Fri, 06/13/2014 - 7:52am
Samsquanch Says:

By then the other party doesn't even care what youre talking about and you know it but you have to continue, dont be a quitter!

Sat, 06/14/2014 - 3:55pm
TenaciousD Says:

I think that's why I usually talk as little as possible once I'm high.

Tue, 06/17/2014 - 12:07am
HighTails Says:
Sat, 06/21/2014 - 2:06am

That's when everyone tries to remember the topic for like 3 solid minutes

Sat, 06/21/2014 - 3:21pm
Sunruby Says: