So Saturday night around 2 am I was rolling with a friend I hadn't seen in a while, cars full we're all having fun, high as fuck. We have about 5 grams in the car. Then, out of nowhere a cop comes out of nowhere, flashing his lights and pulls us over. I know the key is to remain cool and calm, but I didn't think we were getting out of this one. I thought that if you refused search, they call the dogs, and then the dog "signals"(bullshit) and they rip apart your car. The weed was saran wrapped several times and taped deep under the steering column, but there's a good chance the cop would look there. Basically I'm worried. So everyone except mon frere is faking calmness as the cop comes up to the window. He gets license, registration, all that. He takes a good look at the girls in the back with their low ass eyes, looks at me and my friend, and asks if we've been smoking or drinking tonight. "No officer". Oddly enough he doesn't buy it lol, and asks to search the car. My friend says "officer I have nothing to hide, but my lawyer advised me to never consent to searches". Then the cop says "look buddy, if you don't let me in I'm gonna call a K-9 unit up here and they'll find anything you're hiding. It'll be easier if you just let me look now". Now this is the point where I would have caved, and hoped he didn't find the pack. But then my friend says this: "officer am I being detained, or am I free to go? If I'm being detained I'd like to speak with my lawyer ". The officer gives him a long hard stare, then asks him to step out of the car and stand behind the trunk of his car, in the cops headlights. Cop steps in the car for a second, comes out with pad and pen, and writes a ticket for speeding (63 in a 60....SKIMP). And we left! Knowing your rights can help you way more than you'd think, a lot of the times people let cops do things like searches because they assume they have the right. They really don't have much power, unless you give it to them by doing something stupid

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Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:41pm


Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:49pm
boulderite Says:

At first I was holding my breath but at the end my breath was calmed and chilled knowing that he got out of the situation safely.
High five.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 5:51pm

As clustered as this post is I totally agree. People need to know their rights and have the balls to recite them because without doing so cops are gonna step all over em.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 4:03pm

Well as underhanded as your comment was I'll still appreciate the upvote

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 4:19pm

Cut the crap. You've been on multiple posts of mine flinging shit around like an ape. Let's settle this and act like civilized gentlemen. Do we have an agreement?

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 5:29pm

Yeah because likening me to an ape isn't at all insulting. You're literally talking shit. "Clustered", dude get over yourself. It's highdeas, if you wanna flex your literary ability go somewhere it counts... post what you like but you're just making yourself look silly calling a post "clustered" on this site. I still think what you said was underhanded and not worth saying, but if I'm wrong why do you care? "settle this like civilized gentlemen" what you wanna thumb war? Get the fuck outta here

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 4:32am
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Fri, 10/19/2012 - 7:55pm
Herber Says:

"clustered" i hope you know is the way you typed it out.
I dont see any real literary mistakes but it would be a lot easier to read if the dialogue was spaced out into new paragraphs, like authors do when they publish a book.
Think about it, maybe 35% of the people on this site are high when theyre reading this gold, and you should know how hard it is to read a passage that is line after line.
Since i know it's going to help my fellow brother and sister smokers, i wouldnt mind typing like this, as of right now im actually having fun.
i dunno just something to think about, , , , ,

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 1:12pm
Honky_Kong Says:

"not worth saying".....if more people knew the difference between what is and what is not worth saying, this site would be %1000 better.

But to be fair, sometimes I don't know the difference either...haha..

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 11:53pm
COLE_1_7 Says:

your not really cheech you son of a bitch!

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:44pm

you guys are both awesome, stop fighting and smoke another bowl

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 9:02pm

atleast your hateful comment exchange is halfway civilized

Fri, 10/19/2012 - 4:38pm
CamBam. Says:

Yeahhh FUCK THE MAN!! Way to stick it to em.

Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:02pm
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 8:14pm
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 9:03pm

Your lucky it didn't smell. If he said he smelled it you would be fucked. And I bet your friend watched the video at

Sat, 10/20/2012 - 1:51pm
doggy420 Says:

nah man sometimes it doesnt matter cause cop might be jus fuckin with you
2 years ago my friend got his new car and came thru to my house right after that so we wer gonna go celebrate and get some pot. So its my friends new car and he was speeding for surr and got pulled over. We were all clean had nothing illeagal in the car when cop rolls up asks for a driver license and goes like I smell weed in this car my and my friend were so confuzed didnt know what to do just let the cop search his car.
And yeah he didnt find anything,but cops be messing with u around like that the would even ask why ilis your eyes red when its compltly not..

Fri, 10/19/2012 - 11:43pm

good story, just wondering did your friend step out of the car and stand behind the cops car

Sat, 10/20/2012 - 11:50pm
Sun, 10/21/2012 - 2:08am
Pipe_Weed Says:

Iv'e known this sense i was 15, haven't had any run ins with pigs so i have no idea if ill be able to keep calm and do all of that that stuff. no doubt though this makes me feel allot safer when i'm hotboxin

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:22am

Cops are dicks. They will tell you a bunch of half truths to try to scare you into letting them search your shit. Don't cave and let him search even if he says the dogs are on the way. Chances are the dogs aren't coming and he's hoping you will say sure officer come on in..its the same way they get laid.

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 12:41pm

this story is written very well, bravo

Sun, 10/21/2012 - 10:10pm

just gave me a really good idea lol this is the best thing i have read in a while lol

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 8:53pm
honnorcunt Says:

I got out of a dorm violation with over a half ounce in my room by handling it in a very similar way. It's really funny to see the look on an officers face when you actually know your rights. It really pisses them off ha. My high school "American Democracy" class really payed off lol

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 1:16pm