I ate some wings one time, then roughly twenty minutes after I had explosive diarrhea. My friend had to pull into a gas station so I could run in. I barely made it. I didnt have time to wipe the seat down so I kinda just squatted above it without my ass touching it. Bad idea. The poo cannon shot all over the seat. I apologize for the next customer who had to deal with that.

Anyway, I think they should invent squeegies that are attached to the back of the toilet that run on motion sensors like the auto flush and what not. That way when fuck heads piss all over the seat or take a furious shat and dont clean it up, the squeegie will just come clean it up.


Sun, 09/11/2011 - 3:17pm
michaelpeg Says:

haha that is a funny idea. cant say i could see an automated squeegy doing a very good job LOL