How awesome would it be to get stoned with a giant stoner turtle and then ride on his back along the ocean, both of you hella stoned, to a tropical island.
I like tuhtles.
Master Roshi invented that
How do you think Jane Goodall does it? She gets her monkeys stoned and then piggy backs on a gorilla. Nobody loses there.
Except the Los Angeles Clippers. They always lose.
yup, like an alcoholic loses consciousness.
not this season, they 25-7. check yo self before you wreck yo self
it's called finding nemo
Yeah thats the turtle I imagined riding...giant stoner turt
That's who i was imagining, that turtle always looked stoned as fuck and you know it.
or hotbox with the turtle :), while itself is the island..
I want to smoke out the turtle from Kung Fu Panda! How badass would that be. Talking about the universe and Kung fu and whatnot.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
that'd be like ash riding his lapras from poemon. Ah the good ol' days
this would b so cool
I think that's what Finding Nemo was about.
someones watched finding nemo recently
i dont really like this post but eh i dont down vote people:p my opinion shouldnt kill ur buzz
Check this yo- I was in Hawaii with my cuz and we both got very stoned on our balcony of the beachfront hotel we were staying at. From there we were watching the water, which is see through, and we thought for a minute or two we were both just seeing shit but finally we agreed it was turtles for sure so we grabbed snorkeling gear and booked it down. Turtle the size of a fucking Cadillacs hood, with one half fin and scars all over its shell. It let us touch it, hold it, everything man. It just kept swimming further out and glancing back at us occasionally. Then we got to the drop off which was fuckin terrifying and we shot back haha
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I love turtles, and to smoke down with a turtle would be the shiznit! They probably have their own group of weed plants they eat where they grow and nobody knows.
Morla.... The ancient one!
ya that would be nice but the reality is as you get older you end up smoking alone wondering what could have been.
and then a shark appears...
What if turtles had big enough shells for people to get inside like a submarine and people could train turtles to drive them all around