How awesome would it be to get stoned with a giant stoner turtle and then ride on his back along the ocean, both of you hella stoned, to a tropical island.

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Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:08pm

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Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:18am
 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:26am

How do you think Jane Goodall does it? She gets her monkeys stoned and then piggy backs on a gorilla. Nobody loses there.

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:26am
Kniphofia Says:

Except the Los Angeles Clippers. They always lose.

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:29pm

yup, like an alcoholic loses consciousness.

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:34pm

not this season, they 25-7. check yo self before you wreck yo self

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:28am
 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:04pm
Baked_Lays Says:

Yeah thats the turtle I imagined riding...giant stoner turt

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:52pm

That's who i was imagining, that turtle always looked stoned as fuck and you know it.

 
 
Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:31am
STONAH Says:
 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:49am
highninja Says:

or hotbox with the turtle :), while itself is the island..

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:38pm
cmorgn1243 Says:

I want to smoke out the turtle from Kung Fu Panda! How badass would that be. Talking about the universe and Kung fu and whatnot.

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:24pm
 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:13pm

that'd be like ash riding his lapras from poemon. Ah the good ol' days

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:17pm
 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:50pm
 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:22pm

I think that's what Finding Nemo was about.

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:20pm

someones watched finding nemo recently

 
 
Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:53pm

i dont really like this post but eh i dont down vote people:p my opinion shouldnt kill ur buzz

 
 
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:11am

Check this yo- I was in Hawaii with my cuz and we both got very stoned on our balcony of the beachfront hotel we were staying at. From there we were watching the water, which is see through, and we thought for a minute or two we were both just seeing shit but finally we agreed it was turtles for sure so we grabbed snorkeling gear and booked it down. Turtle the size of a fucking Cadillacs hood, with one half fin and scars all over its shell. It let us touch it, hold it, everything man. It just kept swimming further out and glancing back at us occasionally. Then we got to the drop off which was fuckin terrifying and we shot back haha

 
 
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:25am
zcmck Says:
 
 
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:57am
 
 
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:52am

I love turtles, and to smoke down with a turtle would be the shiznit! They probably have their own group of weed plants they eat where they grow and nobody knows.

 
 
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 8:52pm
 
 
Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:30pm
ganjabliss Says:

ya that would be nice but the reality is as you get older you end up smoking alone wondering what could have been.

 
 
Fri, 01/04/2013 - 4:57am
 
 
Tue, 01/08/2013 - 9:38pm
 
 
Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:56pm

What if turtles had big enough shells for people to get inside like a submarine and people could train turtles to drive them all around