Fuckin' Turtles

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Submitted by VolimTeDraga on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 5:14pm

How awesome would it be to get stoned with a giant stoner turtle and then ride on his back along the ocean, both of you hella stoned, to a tropical island.

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Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:08pm

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Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:18am

Black_Santa Says:

I like tuhtles.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 7:59pm

DonatelloTMNT Says:

http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1680&bih=930&tbm=...

Master Roshi invented that

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:26am

CheechMarin. Says:

How do you think Jane Goodall does it? She gets her monkeys stoned and then piggy backs on a gorilla. Nobody loses there.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:26am

Kniphofia Says:

Except the Los Angeles Clippers. They always lose.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:29pm

TaintedKurse Says:

yup, like an alcoholic loses consciousness.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:34pm

RiddiRiddick Says:

not this season, they 25-7. check yo self before you wreck yo self

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 4:28am

Alpha_Kur_Mum Says:

it's called finding nemo

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 1:04pm

Baked_Lays Says:

Yeah thats the turtle I imagined riding...giant stoner turt

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:52pm

VolimTeDraga Says:

That's who i was imagining, that turtle always looked stoned as fuck and you know it.

Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:31am

STONAH Says:

exactly ^^^

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 6:49am

highninja Says:

or hotbox with the turtle :), while itself is the island..

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 2:38pm

cmorgn1243 Says:

I want to smoke out the turtle from Kung Fu Panda! How badass would that be. Talking about the universe and Kung fu and whatnot.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 3:24pm

BallowYourMind Says:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:13pm

stonythepony Says:

that'd be like ash riding his lapras from poemon. Ah the good ol' days

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:17pm

TimmyTheTurtle Says:

hell yeah!

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 5:50pm

boom_shankar Says:

this would b so cool

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 7:22pm

canniblissful Says:

I think that's what Finding Nemo was about.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:20pm

FrankReynolds Says:

someones watched finding nemo recently

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 11:53pm

conquerer_elmo Says:

i dont really like this post but eh i dont down vote people:p my opinion shouldnt kill ur buzz

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 1:11am

AretheyTrees Says:

Check this yo- I was in Hawaii with my cuz and we both got very stoned on our balcony of the beachfront hotel we were staying at. From there we were watching the water, which is see through, and we thought for a minute or two we were both just seeing shit but finally we agreed it was turtles for sure so we grabbed snorkeling gear and booked it down. Turtle the size of a fucking Cadillacs hood, with one half fin and scars all over its shell. It let us touch it, hold it, everything man. It just kept swimming further out and glancing back at us occasionally. Then we got to the drop off which was fuckin terrifying and we shot back haha

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 2:25am

zcmck Says:

I logged in to upvote this.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 6:57am

ILoveEverything Says:

Play majoras mask

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 10:52am

sweetpea.stoner Says:

I love turtles, and to smoke down with a turtle would be the shiznit! They probably have their own group of weed plants they eat where they grow and nobody knows.