Have you ever realized that food tastes different based on its shape? Like the little square pepperonis don't taste anything like the big round ones. Same with slices of ham vs cubed. The fuck is going on here? But really though- these folks are over here trying to convince us that the square pepperonis in bagel bites come from the same busted family as those dry round nasty shits on normal size pizzas?! Fucking. Heresy