I hate my fucking life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a fucking lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My coworker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.

Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Fuck.

I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT. FUCK THIS. Worst of all I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 1:43am
Thu, 05/19/2011 - 1:46am
Notricky Says:

whatever you do. dont poison your retarded friend. dont kill your boss and dont i repeat dont rape and murder that nice young belle.
i've seen toooo many episodes of CSI miami for this shit

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 2:21pm
Thu, 05/19/2011 - 2:00am

The farther I read the more incredulous I became... like "I have never read anything like this on here befo- Oh. Hahahahaha"


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 3:29pm
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:20am

that was fucking great!!

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 10:02am

I swear as I was reading the first half I laughed in my head and thought of Spongebob!! How fuckin riight I was!!!!! Good one! I was really feeling bad for u for a moment tho..

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 5:39am
kegan024 Says:
Sat, 12/14/2013 - 6:11pm
Sat, 12/14/2013 - 6:27pm
Dogo Says:

#sawitontumblr #notahighdea #repost #unoriginal #hashtags4reposts

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 12:11am
Mon, 12/16/2013 - 4:47pm
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 3:08am
Dogo Says:

implying mirror selfies aren't metal as fuck?

Thu, 01/02/2014 - 6:48am

They make you look mental as fuck, if that's what you mean, yes.

Sat, 12/14/2013 - 9:27pm
thatmanbud Says:

I was like "oh shit i hope this dude isnt suicidal" wait a min.. lol

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 2:50am
MsMagic Says:
Sun, 12/15/2013 - 5:54am

out-of-doors of work, I don't do any thing. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I presume that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm certain she despises me too. Fuck. Latest Pakistan News

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 5:27pm

people like you have ruined this site... its highdeas not stupid jokes you wanna repost from facebook

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 9:57pm
trucking Says:
Mon, 12/16/2013 - 12:18am
Mon, 12/16/2013 - 4:48pm

not everyone is on your facebook. this is the first time I've seen it.

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 6:38pm
aykush Says:

hahaah i was reading this and becoming very sad and concerned...

Sun, 12/15/2013 - 9:58pm
trucking Says:
Mon, 12/16/2013 - 12:03am
keeks20 Says:

on the bright side you always have weed!!!

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 1:55am

Hahahaaha I'm all thinking half way through poor guy you just gotta be positive and confident. And would that be sea-weed then? Haha

Mon, 12/16/2013 - 6:17pm

At first I thought you were serious hahaha

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 8:05am
PilotK Says:

This has been all over the internet for about 10 years. Be original.

Tue, 12/17/2013 - 4:53pm

I felt so sorry for you until the end I was like.............. shouldve seen it coming

Wed, 12/18/2013 - 5:24am
Wed, 12/18/2013 - 6:54am

My God there's still hope for you High ideas.

Thu, 12/19/2013 - 12:58am
zoey12 Says:
Mon, 12/23/2013 - 10:06am
Sun, 12/29/2013 - 8:58am

i feel for ya bro-i know the my fucking life so well i tried suicide twice.its beyond hard and seems never ending.but keep some killer green loaded and you'll get thru!

Tue, 01/14/2014 - 4:40pm

unoriginal and spamming the unique website