Like NASCAR, but everyone has to be driving drunk. It would be on a closed course and we'll invent the SAFEST cars ever. Shit.That'd be badass to watch. A bunch of crashes and crazy shit. Let's get this started! We'll make millions!

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Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:12am

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
im with you cause all nascar fans love drinking.

 
 
Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:13am
hadadat Says:

I feel like it'd be a badass idea. Damn!

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 3:00pm
KingGreen Says:

I would love to watch this.... it's probably the only thing that could save nascar from the rednecks

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 8:48pm
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Thu, 08/11/2011 - 10:02pm
ThaBraze Says:

How about the olympics, but only for meth addicts? Tell me that wouldn't be funny shit.

 
 
Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:17pm
TreyCrll Says:

Dude they would have to run like a 5 mile dash before they ran out of juice. One of the main events would be the 3 day straight poll voltining comp. The first prize winner gets a trip to columbia....the bad part where they grow tje flowers they make coke from...

 
 
Sat, 08/13/2011 - 8:10am
ThaBraze Says:

Crank isn't made from cocoa leaves. It's made from battery acid, various pills and other automobile liquids. So they;d get a free trip to AutoZone and Wallgreens.

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:01pm
 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:18pm

Pretty big risk...but it would be awesome to watch.

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:20pm

and in the pit stops you have the driver do a keg stand....or better yet have like one of those gas fillers that pit crews use and just make the driver chug that shit.

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:20pm
FyVe Says:

I say they build a sort of 'suspension' for the driver's box which is independently structured and cushioned for impact. it would basically be a seat and floor where the pedals are and then springs or struts of some sort to absorb crash impact... then get drunk and race!

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:21pm

dude theres this race near where i live called the DWI 500. no shit, its in the late morning on an off road dirt track and anyone who races has to pound like at least a 6 pack before driving. one of the perks of living in redneck country

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:37pm
graffika Says:
 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:57pm

arent all nascar fans perpetually drunk anyway?

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:57pm
ianjuan722 Says:

haha you're joking about this, but i live in a little redneck town, and they do it every year, it's called the DWI 500, you have to drink a 6 pack of beer before you can drive in it

 
 
Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:20am

move your eyes 3 comments up. either you just copied him. or you just found a new homie. haha

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 9:59pm
bretfl94 Says:

nah guys, just get a bunch of retired cop cars from auction, they handle an impact from 70 mph and youd be just fine, but you should make like safety suits just so they dont hit anything within the car

 
 
Thu, 08/11/2011 - 10:25pm
CoolAidMan Says:

Just take half the spark plugs out of each car, It should be pretty safe.

 
 
Mon, 01/23/2012 - 2:15am

lol but imagine the speeds they'd have to be driving at. if it were just like Nascar they could easily be clocking 200+ and be drunk out of their fucking mind. This would all just be extremely dangerous lol