Attention fellow stoners in Washington, Oregon, and Colorado! This is your opportunity! Your opportunity to prove to the rest of America that weed is wonderfully harmless. Don't be smoking and driving and getting arrested and doing a bunch of dumbass shit. Don't make people look at you and think "its because he's a stoner." Be so fucking perfect and such an upstanding fucking citizen that non smokers will be like, "hmmmm, maybe there is something to this weed thing." Make your state better than it was before you got there. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR THE REST OF US! Thanks guys!

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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 6:01pm


Sun, 11/11/2012 - 6:38pm
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:04pm
Jolokan Says:

the "don't let our town go to pot again" signs everywhere were annoying. foco as well

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 12:29pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

Just so you know, more people in Colorado voted on amendment 64 than voted for the president.
What an amazing time we are living in.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 5:39pm

colorado knows that regardless of who they voted for as president, nothing would change. plus, both majority choices SUCKED. amendment 64, the regulation of marijuana, was the change the people of the united states have been waiting for, but yet every president has failed to deliver. why vote for a president who won't change anything when you can change history by yourself?

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 8:56pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

Oh don't get me wrong I think legalizing weed was way more important than the election, mainly because the presidential choices were a joke. Its like picking between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 10:33am
Psychonot Says:
Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:03pm

Ironic you used the turd sammich reference, my friend said a couple days ago that it was like picking from, and i quote: "a turd panini & a turd chiobatta... cause no matter what they cost and which way you slice em theyre still full of shit"

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 5:52pm
wsmith407 Says:

This is exactly what has to be done. Prove that weed being legalized is a great thing and the other states will follow suite!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 6:13pm

If u fuck this up for the rest of us, ill jizz on your bong.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 7:32pm

That is a little extreme don't you think? You can't just jizz on something less precious?

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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:43pm
find_truth Says:
Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:38pm
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Tue, 11/13/2012 - 5:33pm
LanceA Says:

i piss in my bong instead of using water.... its sterile and i like the taste

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:08am
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 6:27pm

Hell yeah i want legalized weed in connecticut, be perspective changers in colorodo and washington

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:38am
Harambae Says:
Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:55am
Gogojr1 Says:
Mon, 11/19/2012 - 2:58am
Harambae Says:
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 6:46pm

Yeah, dont dont smoke yourselves retarded and then go out in public and get in trouble

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:51pm

The Nazi party disapproves of this sentence.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 4:43pm

He said don't twice, does that mean do it?

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 12:40pm

Woah... I missed the second don't reading it the first time though if you hadn't said this I would have gone my whole life unknowing of the second don't...

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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 6:49pm
Aphorisms Says:
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Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:16pm
LanceA Says:
Tue, 11/13/2012 - 3:57pm
Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:38am
CornChip Says:
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 7:01pm
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 7:05pm
dos-iLL Says:

As a resident of Colorado, who voted Yes on amendment 64, I'm proud to be a "pioneer" and won't take the responsibility lightly!

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:34pm
BillyHaze Says:

Or rather a highoneer! Good luck comrade, the worlds future rests in your hands

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 7:42pm
Gawillamon Says:

As a resident of Colorado, who voted yes on amendment 64, I'm going to be doing the exact same shit, I'll just be doing it legally.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 9:09pm
budholland Says:

i-502 in washington doesnt come into affect for at least a year. but on dec. 6 you can hold up to an oz and im finna get stonedd

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 11:20pm
Velarex Says:

Strange seeing as we humans naturally have cabinoid receptors in our body, which means by nature we are meant to smoke weed. THC also slows cancer growth (fights it), so it doesn't cause cancer. Under those circumstances, you would be threatened with the first weed-related death in history.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 4:45pm
Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:31pm

not the first weed related but the first one where weed was a direct cause, instead of your own stupidity after smoking weed.

Tue, 09/03/2013 - 2:15pm
Tobascoman Says:

The THC receptors in our brain are not specifically geared to THC from outside the body, but rather from natural canabinoids that our body releases. Also, this is the reason single snaps get you higher, your body releases more natural canabinoids in response to a smaller amount of foreign THC being taken in.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 10:33pm
moneybags Says:

I wish it was legal in Florida already. Fucking retired bastards.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 11:46pm

Don't mess it up for Minnesota :p. We are all relying on you guys.

Mon, 11/12/2012 - 11:59pm
_Maria_ Says:
Thu, 11/15/2012 - 9:40am
CornChip Says:

They'll see the “Dot” part and say “No, they're stupid.”

Thu, 11/22/2012 - 7:05pm
LanceA Says:
Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:08am
WoahItsGuy Says:

This couldn't have been said any better. =]

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:18am
TomJode Says:

I never thought I would see the day when weed is legalized in the USA. Now im waiting to see it in every state. I am proud to be an american stoner.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 2:37am
Tue, 11/13/2012 - 4:43am
Iron_Mouse Says:

Hooray for Colorado! I voted YES on Amendment 64!

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 4:54am

A lot of people I've talked to about I-502 (WA bill) didn't like the provision of allowing to be tested for THC intoxication while driving...frankly, I say that if at anytime anyone is pulled over for erratic driving while high, the accused deserves the ticket and the subsequent punishments thereafter. Either way, let Colorado and Washington be a legalization domino, that which shall knock over the rest of the states' current opposition to it.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 7:14am
Itsweed20 Says:

I feel like it should be law that If your neighboring state legalizes weed then your state has to follow suite... Bering a resident of Kansas would then not be so bad... Legalize that shit already