Whenever someone gets busted with marijuana, their first response is always "FUCK DA POLICE". But why? Why? You're making the conscious decision to smoke marijuana and you know that it's illegal. It's not the cops' fault that you decided to break the law. It's not their fault the law sucks. They don't make the law, they just enforce it. As much as you hate them, we need cops in this world. We NEED them. I'll quote Public Enemy here with "F the police but who's stoppin you from killing me" -Chuck D., Harder Than You Think. If there weren't any police around, this world would even more chaotic than it already is. There would be crimes every second. Murders, rapes, burglaries, arsonists, etc. And even if you live in a small town like me and the police don't do much, they do. There might not be any crime makers around but if there wasn't that authority figure and sense of consequences, it'd be mayhem. So next time you're knowingly doing something illegal and the cops bust you, don't say fuck the police, tell the policeman thank you. Thank you for making this world safer for me to live in. Cops: True modern day heroes.

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Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:29am
OhioReggae Says:

Fuck the law. Or some of the law. Some of its necessary. But come on, i really don't see why its illegal to jerk off on my own front porch ! I bought this laptop with a sun-glare resistant screen for a reason.

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 1:51am

I got a cover on my iPad so I can watch porn on the bus
Sometimes, sometimes the world just doesn't make any sense

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 7:49pm


Sun, 06/03/2012 - 1:28am

Ok Coco, I know I'm going to get hated on for disagreeing (even though I upvoted). Most cops are just regular Joes who probably want to gain some ‘Peer Rep’ by kicking some ass, busting a few skulls and then going home to spend a quiet evening with their wives and kids. That said, yes many cops put up with a LOT of BS from criminals and generally rude people. Then they very unprofessionally take it out on the rest of us. Youtube some videos on police brutality. "To serve and protect" is a long gone motto for our boys in blue. Our cops today are reduced to tasering pregnant ladies, elderly folks, and macing peaceful protestors who are sitting on the ground. I find it disgraceful. Wyatt Earp would be laughing his ass off if he could see today's joke law enforcement.

The truth of the matter is that the police are getting militarized. The police state is upon us. This safety that you speak of is being used against us. In the words of Ben Franklin, "those who would give up essential liberty for temporary safety deserve neither liberty, nor safety."

Anyways, I respect you and your opinions, and keep up the great highdeas!

Sun, 06/10/2012 - 2:23pm

I definitely agree with everything you're saying too. Yeah there are those dumbass cops. The ones that let power go to their head, as if they have any real power. In the end though, no one should have power over anyone in this world and everyone should be equal.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 3:03pm

That is a very broad generalization and probably very untrue. The cops who end up on youtube are the ones who break the mold. The reason you don't see cops helping people on youtube is because that is what is expected of them.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 6:41pm
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:40pm
Spanki Says:

did u not read any of the beginning..the part that said the majority of cops are just doing their jobs?

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 11:58pm

^He says he does their jobs and then immediately contradicts that statement with the rest of the paragraph.

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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:59pm

You took the words out of my mouth. Literally, I was going to use the same quote.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 12:30am

This is all just the reality that you have created for the police. It is not fact. Only your opinion.

You say that the motto 'to serve and protect' is long gone, but I disagree. There are still PLENTY of honorable men and women who put their lives on the line EVERY DAY to serve and protect our asses.

Of course it seems like brutality is out of control, that is because you choose to see the negative over the positive. These videos of brutality go viral and then it seems like EVERY cop is busting innocent skulls in. There are THOUSANDS of officers.

You honestly believe that all of them are bad? none of them care about protecting and serving?

Don't let negative opinions jade you my friend.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:00pm
uknow Says:

totally agreed. we need law enforcment but the way we do it now isnt working

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 1:49am

I understand why Mary Jane is illegal
In the eyes of someone who hasn't tried it, it sounds different and unfamiliar. At some point will it be legalized? Of course but I understand the cops need to do what they need to do and the vast majority of them are good people with no unreasonably malicious intent.
Saying all cops are pigs is like saying all black people do crack

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 11:24pm

Places with little crime people have nothing better to do than bust stoners/hassle people doing illigal harmless things. In places with a high crime rate police leave little innocent crimes alone because they have actual important shit to deal with.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:12pm
nurplette Says:

That's true for where I live... Police don't care very much about stoners

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 11:44pm

Dude...Fuck the police doesn't always mean "Police are all dumb and shouldn't exist" It just mean fuck the police.
-Good cops are very rare my friend, most are just regular fucks working a job. A shining few are beacons of the community but the vast majority are just in it for the respect, not the actual job.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:08am

"Good cops are very rare my friend"

How could you possibly know this? Watch this get downvoted for defending some cops...

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:24am

1 uncle is chief of police, another is mayor of a small town. I know the names of every cop in three surrounding districts. Another uncle is "connected" in politics and a fan of telling stories. From my own experience in my own area, I stand by my statement. It may be different elsewhere but I highly doubt it.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:24pm

Well don't don't it because it is different here. I've had cops who gave me warnings when they shouldn't have, cops who lowered my speed limit on the ticket so I didn't get reckless driving, and cops who knew we were just kids being kids so he told us to keep it down rather than hauling us all to jail like he could have. Maybe your uncle just sucks?

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:14am

i completely agree. cops aren't pigs for doing their jobs. anyone can abuse power, there will always be douchebag cops, but i believe there are many more brave, sacrificial men. i just met a cop with three kids who and a loving wife who goes undercover to bust low-key members of drug cartels. THAT is some heroic shit.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:46am
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 1:01am

Yeah a lot of cops abuse their power, so fuck those cops

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:13am

Marijuana is an Herb, it helps cure cancer! forget the cops

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 3:24pm
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:23pm

But If marijuana is legal than the government will be taxing it a really lot. It will be like 40 or 30 a gram, The government will make everyone pay alot, more than now

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 3:32pm

UNLESS, the government doesnt sell it xD maybe they will just make it legal and let people continue being dealers.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 12:04am

Don't downvote this rabbit; he or she is just confused on the legality issue, which is completely understandable. Yes, there would be tax, but it would be considerably cheaper than street prices. There's a really good LA Times article about this that I'm too lazy to find for you, but google that shit.

Sun, 08/19/2012 - 4:42am
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:44pm

i do not like this highdea at all and there no point in arguing so i'm just gonna say crimes do happen every second and cops rarely prevent serious crimes if ever and lately they have been killing and abusing citizens so i don't see how we are safer but have a good day

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:18pm
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:08pm

i agree that cops have there pros & cons. theres pros being some of them are good people jus doing there jobs trying to food on the table, a con would be that there taking fathers, brothers, uncles, mothers, ruining lives & fucking up familes. i agree that we need the law, i also believe we need someone to enforce it. regardless of that though i think the law over steps its boundries alot and ruins lifes. iv spoke my peace :)

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 3:23pm

Fuck the police because they are crooks on the right side of the law and take advantage of the power they are given while supporting illogical and unconstitutional laws they are hear to protect us not control us so that is why we say fuck the police

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:17pm
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:18pm

except for when theyre fucking liars, cheaters, and criminals themselves which is sadly not uncommon. If they actually did their jobs with dignity and respect then I would agree but unfortunately the, 'Fuck the police" attitude did not just come from young reckless kids who were pissed that they got caught. It's from people who are sick of seeing their rights and tax dollars being disrespected and wasted. People are sick of crooked cops who twist words, lie under oath, abuse their power, and act like total dicks because they "protect and serve"

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:52pm

I'll have to say the term "fuck the police" comes from drug dealers and thugs. Do you think NWA said Fuck the Police all the time because their tax dollars were getting wasted? They started it because they didn't want to get busted for illegal activity. They make a song called F___ tha Police and eventually every gangster living on the streets start saying it. Half the people that say it don't even have a fucking reason. They just hate authority. That's probably why some cops are dicks. They get disrespected automatically because their profession even though they're trying to make society safer.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:13pm

Man "fuck the police" isn't used for fun and no reason. it's a fight back against the law , cops are generally the ones brainwashed at a young age into thinking their doing good so they become a cop. They enforce laws they simply don't even know. Guaranteed they don't know and yet they still have no problem beating you and throwing you in jail because they get congratulated on it.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:16pm
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:08pm

Look their are very few things that we need cops for and if this entire world was as peaceful as each of us stoners cops 100% wouldn't be needed. No 1 human has any higher power than the next and cops just totally abuse that i fucking hate it. It's pathetic because they pick on the weak and if you stand up for yourself BAM your in jail... pretty fucked up how that works and i believe cops aren't any good , trust me i can live without them because when that murderer comes for me he's gunna be the one buried in the back and no one is gunna miss him but what cops do is put them in a jail and make money off of these criminals which is fucked up enough being put in a cell for your life no one has the right to put you their. If you killed, raped, or kidnapped someone i believe you yourself should suffer the same thing you made them suffer through , but not put in a jail simply to give the government more money. My sentence stands "fuck the police" because even though they are just doing their job it doesn't mean they have to fuck others lives doing it . i hate when i babble like this ahha because when im done writing i realize nothings going to change these fucked up minds.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:17pm
zRyley Says:

what if the cop is a really big dick head. can i say FUCK THE POLICE then?

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:32pm
Wendyyy4 Says:

Here is why I think we CAN generalize and say "fuck the police" and mean ALL of them:

I know EVERY ONE OF THEM is wrong, either sick, evil, or on some kind of power trip, or maybe brainwashed - I don't know, but what they ALL have in common is that they agreed to become police in the first place. That means they AGREED to arrest people for laws that are sick, and wrong. For example not all cops may agree with marijuana laws, but they do agree to arrest you for them, so whether they "agree" or not they're doing something that is wrong. They're hurting people. They can't just never arrest a stoner, they'd get fired. So they agree to put innocent stoners in jail or on probation and possibly ruin lives - well we all know what's wrong with marijuana laws the way they are. So fuck the police.

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:21am

So, by your logic, since one law is misguided not a single person should sign up to be a policeman? Good idea, now there will be no one to solve murders, prevent burglaries, or resolve domestic disputes. How about instead you blame the politicians who actually have the power to change laws rather than policeman who enforce them?

Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:26pm
BakedPayne Says:

Took the words right from my mouth, sir.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 4:26am
Wendyyy4 Says:
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Wed, 07/25/2012 - 7:19pm
fukyocouch Says:

Okay, I get what you're saying here. But 95% of the cops I've met abuse that power. They use fear and intimidation for their benefit and are HUGE assholes most of the time. Many will break the rules too. If someone is unaware that the cops are legally not allowed to do something, they will still do it. Thats why I still say fuck the police. And thats why I still call them pigs.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 7:25pm
trespasser Says:

'Fuck the Police... I prefer Sting's solo albums more!'

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 8:16pm
Wed, 07/25/2012 - 8:38pm

I thought this was highdeas, for weed loving individuals.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 8:50pm
Jeliar Says:

Dude like in the new batman. chaos as fuck. thats why we need cops. awesome fuckin movie by the way.