[Orange Juice and a banana split on Jupiter at 68:493 AM. ]
[Discussing my random thoughts on Narnia at 69:345 AM]

Am I the only guy that doesn't hate Justin Bieber?

Why are people on this site so obsessed with trying to make a name for themselves? Getting stolen Highdeas popular isn't gonna make anyone like you.
Not saying that I have good Highdeas or I'm popular on this site so I guess my advice isn't really good. But be original. I know 50000 people say that
everyday on Highdeas but it's the truth yo. It's not people that steal Highdeas that get me mad because they usually have the funniest comments on them.
It's people that bitch about it. They're jealous because their stolen Highdeas aren't popular. And I hate when people say "Wow this is stolen and it got
popular. All my Highdeas are original and not one of them are popular." STFU stop being a bitch over popular Highdeas. You don't get any sort of reward
for making a Highdea get 40 upvotes. Especially if it sucks giraffee dick. I also hate people that get mad when posts stolen on a popular Highdea. If it's
stolen then everyone should no because the guy who posted it shouldn't get credit for it. I wish I can kill the guy that made up the "just calm down and go
smoke a bowl." response. I agree smoking a bowl will enlighten your mood but it won't solve the world's problems. And if you're mad at something or in a very
heated arguement you shouldn't just forget about it. You should prove yourself right. If we had a stoner march to the white house and the cops busted us and
said get out of here hippies then we probably wouldn't just stop. Smoke a bowl to have fun, think logically, or get over some stress but don't just do it
because you're mad or trying to prove someone wrong.

Walmart adventures
I love smoking in the Walmart parking lot and then going inside to explore the depths of frozen food Yesterday I heard some woman talking loud as fuck
behind me so I turned around. She was a midget. I couldn't help myself so I started laughing like crazy because I had no idea she was a midget when she
was talking. I'm pretty sure I said "Yo loud midget lookin ass". I was laughing for like 3 aisles.
Once I was walking through the parking lot after smoking a fresh bowl and some black guy said what's up to me. Usually black people don't talk to me so I
was nervous. I think I meant to say what's up back but I just mumbled to myself. It reminded me of that episode of Drake and Josh when Josh grows a moostache
and some random guy says sup to him. http://www.epiclol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mustache-you-a-question-eyebrows-computer.png

There really should be a regulator on this site or something. Someone or a group of people that have to power to remove stolen Highdeas or copy and pasted
ones. I know everyone in this community probably hates cops but I feel like they are almost a necessity on this site just by looking at the popular
sidebar. Everytime they log on Regulate by Warren G comes on. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY)

It suprises me wrestling is still an acceptable sport in society. Not just because you roll around grabbing other guy's balls but because they all sound
like divas on steroids. All they're worried about is losing weight. "Like OMG, I weigh like 166 pounds. I need to lose like 3.4 pounds by like next week
if I want to wrestle. Like WTF."

I always found it fucking hilarious when Catholic teenagers thought little kids were stupid because they believed in Santa."Haha you think Santa Clause is real?
You're retarded!"
"Hey dipsack, you think Jesus is real? There's more proof of The Lochness Monster than him." http://qkme.me/357qa4

It's not that I can't get a girlfriend it's just that I don't want one...

What the fuck does a dubstep concert sound like? I fucking hate dubstep. Why would you even want to go to a concert? That shit sucks but it sounds better
through headphones than out of a speaker. They probably just go on Youtube on a laptop and turn a song on and place a microphone next to it.

I never really understand how black people talk about music. Whenever I'm about to download a mixtape I look at the comments first to see what other people
think. Most of them go a little somethin like this "Damn this nigga go in!" "My nigga Tha Joker goin HAM on this shit. y'all bitch niggas sleepin on him."
"Dys shit go hard!" I just wanna know how does a white fella like me acquire the skills to go "HAM"? And is there a possibility I can go turkey? OR possibly
bacon? MMmmhh Bacon...

"If your vagina feels anything like my hand there won't be a problem"

Me and my brother both just downloaded this beat making program called FL Studio. We've been using it and just fucking around with it trying to teach outselves
to makes beats for the last week. He was playing a beat and it sounded pretty good so I felt challenged to make a better one. This is how I told him "Yo bro
Me. You. Beat off." After I said that I was like fuckkkkkk... Then my 12 year old brother says I'll have a beat off against you. I was all like hellz to the
nawz nigga.

If you smoke weed and you live in Chicago check this out

[Note to self: Don't forget to insert songs and funny semi-relevant pictures]

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Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:56pm


Mon, 10/31/2011 - 12:05am

Okay, first of all, this shit is hilarious. Dubstep is just something I can't get into.. Second, Fruity Loops is awesome. Do you make hip-hop beats or what? Third, you forgot to put songs and semi-relevant pictures in..

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 2:20pm

Thanks man. Yeah I do make hip hop beats but they aren't really good yet. I just watched a basic video on Youtube about how to use Fl and then I've been just really trying to teach myself how to use it. I meant to put songs and pictures in but I kinda forgot I guess.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 1:02am

i make hio hops beats on fl studio too bro, im sure you downloaded the demo on the site so did i. got about 300 saved on my computer and about 36 or so on my soundcloud


Sun, 11/06/2011 - 4:38am

I followed you. My username is ParadoxAssassin. Why is all of your stuff so short man? It's good though.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 7:59am

I actually got the full version of FL Studio 10 for free off thepiratebay.org
I'm about to listen to some of your stuff now. I'm probably gonna make a soundcloud once I get more familiar with fl

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 11:10pm
Per1phery Says:

hahaha. hell yeah, we should collab or something. I have FL 8 though.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:48am

Isnt it funny that we are all into making music?

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:46am
Haze50 Says:

those were pretty good i like them i think a highdeas collaboration would be dope reverbnation.com/mrwade

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:42pm

This highdea had me laughing in class!
Thanks for brightening my morning coconut!

Tue, 11/01/2011 - 12:21am
dimples Says:
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 1:56pm
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 6:06pm
dimples Says:
Sat, 11/05/2011 - 8:46pm
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 6:07pm
Wilfred. Says:

First of all, no you are not the only one, i dont hate Justin beiber either, he is so fucking rich and famous at a young age, and so much bitches want his dick its not even funny. the only thing really wrong with him is that his music is homo as shit, but still that doesnt make me hate him like most guys do, if anything i respect him. plus if you watch some interviews with him he seems chill, or if you watch interviews with people talking about him they always say he is chill as fuck.

second, i like how i get on and see nothing but shitdeas posted, then i went here are you were talking about them haha, and yeah i hate when people are like "calm down and smoke a bowl bro" its fucking retarded.

hahaha black people make you nervous? you would hate to live over here.

there really should be someone with the power to remove shitdeas, but unfortunately that probably wont happen. and yeah people get mad when other people turn into highdea police but it is completely necessary, just like police in real life, alot of people hate them but in reality if there was no police or any authority shit would bad.

honestly i love dubstep, but its cool if you dont, everybody is entitled to their own opinion, and yeah i dont like really going to dubstep concerts or whatever but alot of people think that they just like play it off youtube and shit, when they really dont, they like blend the songs together and sort of edit it a little, if you dont understand what im saying then i dont really know how else to explain what they do.

your recent posts have been badass, i really like when people post shit like this, keep on keeping on man.

i feel like alot of good posters are leaving and its making me sad, thanks for still posting and what not.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:04am

Why thank you man
Yeah JB is a boss but his music is so gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:57pm

I commend you on this comment. Content as well as length.
Also the original Highdea itself is splendid.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 6:20am
HighImDamn Says:

thats mad funny cuz yesterday a black dude said whatup to me and i literally did the same thing

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:02am

He caught me off guard completely. He was with his baby and his wife and I was just trying to speedwalk by but he said sup and I just wasn't ready

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:57am

Ohh man.
You'll feel uncomfortable hanging with me :(
Why do people assume that listen to gangster rap?

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 2:22pm

I honestly don't even think that I was nervous because he was black, it was more likely because when I go into public high as hell and by myself I just get kinda nervous. The other day I went to the mall to buy a rasta bracelet but as soon as I walked in I like freaked the fuck out in my mind and just walked to the complete opposite side of the mall and left. I think it's just because I'm by myself because I don't smoke alone often and I'm use to having other high people around me.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 3:08pm

Ohh that's reasonable, dude that happens to me all the time due to my anxiety.
You do not how weird it is being stoned as fucked walking down the street and someone drives up to slowly and ask for directions.

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 8:29pm

This shit was the best read for me in days. Fl Studio is a good program for beginners, and it's just as powerful as Ableton (The leading music production software), Fl is extremely easy to use which is nice if you're an ADD mother fucker like me. It's an absolute necessity to download Native Instrument's Massive as a VST for FL (or it could be standalone) because it's the best synth making software plugin money (or Bittorrent) will get you. I make some dubstep, but I try to keep it at a tempo that is not close to 140 BPM so the drop doesn't wind up at 0:55, like every single fucking dubstep song ever, and I make sure the basslines don't sound like a rhino shitting into a vocoder.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 8:01am

I'll probably look for that VST because right now I have no good synths at all and I really need to find some good ones. Sometimes I'll just start randomly pressing buttons and come up with a good piano roll but it never sounds good with any of the instruments.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 9:25pm

Check out this Justin Bieber freestyle and tell me it isn't good

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 10:21pm
Wilfred. Says:

lol thats weird actually hearing something good coming out of his mouth

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 8:13pm

Yeah it was good but I highly doubt it was freestyle

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 1:11am
Jeebers420 Says:

Haha that santa and jesus part had me laughing for like ten minutes.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 6:46pm

Me and some friends were into jerking one time. Every time we battled we called it a jerk off. haha

Thu, 12/01/2011 - 7:14pm
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:15pm
Thu, 12/01/2011 - 6:53pm

I cried for a week when Leslie Nielsen died

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:53am

Captain: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain: You ever seen a grown man naked?
haha the amount of quotes from that movie puts new comedies to shame. RIP Leslie
-You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
+What is it?
-It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 6:35am
highKRIS® Says:

Damn you hate a lot. Just go with the flow.

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:05am

ythis higddea is redclous.rsly brilliant..

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:30am
CamBam. Says:
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 4:07pm
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 2:51pm
TenaciousD Says:
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 7:18am

its so difficult to get real highDEAs out there, well especially if your just new to the site, all mine are sitting at ~3 votes and of course i'm biased to believe they're good, but I felt they're original especially the poems.
*shrug* check them out, I'd at least like to be noticed for my work

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 9:50am
0h_s0_hi Says:

the Walmart and the music part cracked me up.. im sitting in school in a class taking notes and i started bustin out laughing ahh!

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:33am
CamBam. Says:

I enjoy the sounds of Justin Bieber as well!

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 10:49am
Haze50 Says:

That mixtape comments observation was funny as hell cause we do talk like that

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:00am


Thats some home made shit all from FL studio, check it out, you may like it, there's hip hop, chill beats an all other different shit

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:27am
zenmonkey3 Says:
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:31am
ninjatoker Says:

now this is a motherfucking highdea you just went ham on that shit dude

Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:31pm
PotJesus Says:

haters gon hate. but in all honesty, i have nothing against justin bieber. i believe hatred is a negative energy that takes away from your own happiness and well being. my philosophy is to do whatever you want as long as it doesnt bother anyone else and vice versa. ppl can do whatever the fuck they want, just dont harm, annoy, or bother me in anyway. justin bieber is successful for doing what he does, and jealousy is a bad look that im not down for.

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 2:54pm
TenaciousD Says:

I never thought Jesus would cuss like that.