get incredibly paranoid when smoking, because you think you're going to pocket dial your mom and she'll hear what you're doing? Shit, that happens to me all the time.
Also, I'd like to make an ice cream that has caramel, peanut butter, and pretzels in it. SOMEONE GET THE FUCK ON THAT.

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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:40pm


Sun, 08/21/2011 - 4:57pm

ya dude, shit sucks when it does happen too. thats why i got kicked out a couple of months ago cuz my ma listened to me an my friends for 12 mins about dumb shit. but about a month an a half later they wanted me to come home, so now im back at the rents house just kickin it.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 3:00pm

Cool story bra... But no really that sucks dick, just get your own place

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 6:10pm

dude i pocket dialed my mom the other day...and the fucked up thing is she listened for 25 minutes while i was chillin smokin with my dealer haha.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 6:39pm
tokengood Says:

I was rippin a bong when my parents called and my phone answered and they had no idea what i was doing even though they listened to what was goin on but i said something was goin on behind me and they believed it haha.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 6:41pm
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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 6:46pm
ThaBraze Says:

I was with this girl, chillin, talking about bud so we could get to know eachother. Guess what? She pocket-dialed her mom. It really sucked for her.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:45pm

For the record, peanut butter and ice cream DO NOT mix.
The rest of that stuff sounds delicious though.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:47pm

Peanut butter n ice cream definetly mix....Lol

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 10:15am

I read a highdea that said they don't mix...
My bad, y'all.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:46pm
Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:55pm

OMG man i ALWAYS check my phone too! hahahaha im a paranoid piece of shit tho

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 9:50pm

Well I didn't...until now. Thanks -_-

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 11:10pm
Tue, 08/23/2011 - 11:14pm
this-is-me Says:

haha that would suck, ive thought about it so much. thus is exactly reason why i got a flip phone again. no lie.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 12:56am

they do! FUCKIN KLONDIKE BAR. carmel pretzal <3 wegmans or prolly anywhere :D

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 1:34am
imoeswp Says:

Walk into your local DQ with pretzels. If you came into mine, I would make your blizzard free!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 1:06pm

i poket dialed my connect before i connceted, it was like a sign from above er sumtin

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 1:21pm
stonerish Says:

lol I pocket dialed my mom and she heard shit like, "hurry up and hit that man ur hoggin it all" and "alright man i just packed the last, its ur turn". Ive checked my phone erry time i smoked for like 3 months after that...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 4:36pm
buthe420 Says:

go to a handels ice cream. its called spouse like a house my nigga. my best friends girl is the manager at our local so she brings me home pints with chunks of peanut butter that are the size of like buckeyes?
its my favorite fucking ice cream fo sho