That you can bite off your finger as easily you can bite a carrot...

But your brain is like "NO!! DON'T EAT YOUR FINGER !"

So that's why you can't.

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Sun, 03/04/2012 - 6:52am


Comments

 
Thu, 03/01/2012 - 8:57pm
Rizzo Says:

That will both fascinate, and creep me out for the remainder of the night.

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:03pm

Up vote if you just bit your finger... :) shit hurts :/

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:47pm

lmao i did this and i was like '' SHIT!! i shouldn't do this"

 
 
Sat, 03/03/2012 - 12:50am

im pretty sure bone is harder than carrot sooooo

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 6:57pm

if you bite between the bone ligaments it's prob pretty easy

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 6:15pm
Per1phery Says:

Not to mention that I only buy standard carrots, not industrial strength carrots.

 
 
Sat, 03/03/2012 - 1:50am

That snorgtees girl is hot, the one with the bacon shirt

 
 
Sat, 03/03/2012 - 3:57am

I just see a guy with a fake beard :/

 
 
Sat, 03/03/2012 - 6:23pm
 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:57pm

I see the cute girl with the hurt you shirt thing. Stupid phase but it's not like I was actually reading them....

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:31am
StupidName Says:

I'm lovin the snorgtee girls. Whenever i see one of those guys with fake beards I die a little inside.

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:48am
yondriss Says:

alright be honest how many of you actually put their finger in their mouth and tryed to bite it off after you read this. cuz i just did and i looked like a dumbass

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 8:54am
 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 4:11pm
Cooltv215 Says:
 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:56pm
 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 1:00am
 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 8:51am

just think about frodo and gollum, and the very end of the 3rd movie

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 11:43am
Dobby Says:

No, you can't. Bone>Carrot. don't get shit off tumblr and post it here.

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:00pm

someone try this and get back to me.

thanks

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:10pm
ganja_matt Says:

can someone else bite off my finger as easy as a carrot?

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 12:55pm
JustJess Says:

def just tried this and looked like a dumbass haha

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 1:43pm
Chinookk Says:

sources? links? anything to support this? this sounds interesting but im really doubting its legitimacy

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 2:17pm

i read that and just kinda thought, "Woahh.."

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 3:17pm

Now everyone knows the only logical option now...
Right?
Someone obviously needs to disguise their finger as a carrot, test it out, and you can't forget to videotape it.

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 4:40pm
hugz4nugz Says:

you got this slightly wrong. It takes the same amount of force to bite through a BABY carrot as it does to bite through a human pinky finger. and yes it's true but no your brain will not stop you. go ahead bite your finger off...

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:10pm
Ratatat420 Says:

I'm pretty sure this is completely false...

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 5:36pm

I actually tried biting of a dude's finger once, probably hurt like shit, but it was defenently harder than a carrot, haha!

 
 
Sun, 03/04/2012 - 9:31pm

thanks ass hole you made me bite my finger to see if its true.

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 2:15am
weed_tits Says:

i hope by carrot you don't actually mean the unity of purity for gold alloys

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 3:18am
jagger_20 Says:

I could totally picture my brain screaming "NO! Not your finger, you dumbass!" haha...

oh man, I'm high alright lol

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 12:31pm
lildaisy Says:

reminds me of a scene in SIN CITY where the naked chick is all grabbing her wrist nub screaming HE MADE ME WATCH HIM SUCK THE MEAT FROM MY FINGERS!

fucked up my head yo.

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 3:03pm
Kenbo1 Says:
 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 9:35pm

Haha that's why PCP is dangerous is disables everything like that. Never done it myself, but just saying scary sounding stuff.

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 10:22pm
EMiLiA Says:

I wonder if fingers are good with ranch.

 
 
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 11:48pm
tacomoroko Says:

next time someone puts their finger in my face...

 
 
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:43am
adamrl80 Says:

yes yes i did know that but i forgot...thank you for reminding me

 
 
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 9:14pm
Rorkster2 Says:

Besides the fact that this is wrong your right