Is possibly the greatest place for you to go when your high...i mean free food.. what the fuck is better?

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Mon, 10/29/2012 - 4:42pm


Wed, 05/11/2011 - 5:41pm

costco is awesome they have the best free samples =]

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:47am
E.Scooby Says:

If you have some cash though, their pizza's are delicious!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:29am

You know what would be even more awesome?
Cosco... BUT as an organic produce Supermarket!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:34pm
guhg547 Says:

You know what would be more awesome? Prettty much anything. Heres a few ideas: Disney Land, The Playboy Mansion, All-you-can-eat buffet etc. Not tryin to hate, but I'd rather have Micky Mouse, titties, and endless food as appose to a few samples.

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 5:42pm
sirwaddles Says:

finding an empty isle and climbing the shelves to the top and smoking mad bowls lol.

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 5:47pm
DannyCast Says:
Thu, 05/12/2011 - 1:31am
sirwaddles Says:

i would but thats complicated so much climbing and shit lol i prefer visiting my cousin once a week climbing to the top and roasting bowls till we get yelled at for being up there ha.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 1:09pm

like in that movie employee of the month with dane cook. where he has that secret like hideout place in the middle of a huge stack of shelvs and such. that would be pretty cool to chill in.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 4:22am
ISFL Says:

You are a total idiot if you decide to smoke marijuana in a store. You will go to jail, sadly.

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:32pm

whatttt?! freee food! we dont have a cosco over here.

Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:35pm
boulderite Says:

get the dried mangos from cosco. they'll blow your taste buds out of the water.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:21pm
Sun, 10/28/2012 - 3:19am

There's a costco right next to an ultimate electronics where I live, so me and my buddies would fill up on free samples, buy smoothies, and then go play ping pong, billiards, and shuffleboard for hours.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:26am
Baked_Lays Says:

if you dont have costco or sams around you i feel bad for you

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 12:49pm

When the apocalypse happens I'm going to costco.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 4:49pm

Initially I wanted to do the same, but a lot of people would have the same idea. Then you end up in a heap of trouble because apocalypse + people = Savages.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 7:21pm

Very true, but it is such a huge space that there will probably be room for people to stay low key, and its pretty easy to lose people there.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 2:21am
Mon, 10/29/2012 - 3:34pm

if shit ever goes want to be as far away from people as possible....people=death in world catastrophies

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 9:21pm

Problem is people can't really be trusted in high stress situations. You also have the problem of, if it's a apocalypse, people are going to be dead and there are loads of diseases you can catch from the dead. Pre-prep is really the only way to be really good. Buy a load of non-perishables beforehand and head for the woods. Also buy some survival books, they kill a good amount of time, and they are hell helpful.

Tue, 11/13/2012 - 1:44am

Looks like somebodys got their shit together

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 2:46am
Mon, 10/29/2012 - 2:22pm
Kendovm Says:
Mon, 10/29/2012 - 5:15pm
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:44pm
baked101 Says:

get out of the house! lol its a giant ass surplus food\everything store. its fuckin badass. have you seen employee of the month?? Its the same place.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:03pm
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:42pm
baked101 Says:

thundaaa sounds like it means gross as fuck, or gay as fuck. That guy is so thundaaa.. he's fuckin thundaa .. i dont like thundaaa people.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:07pm
egp1 Says:

they always mix it up too hahahah they always got different shit,,,

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 7:39pm
baked101 Says:
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 8:24pm
Gypsyboy Says:
Tue, 10/30/2012 - 8:32pm

I can think of a lot of better places than costco...