Security guard pulled up to me after I walked off a joint, I was high as fuck. He pulled up to me and asked if I saw the deer back there, I said no. He said he saw 27 deer last night. Like what the fuck, you're clueless as fuck, and don't have anything better to do than count deer


Mon, 05/16/2016 - 4:10am
JahRoslav Says:

lol humans are weird like that.
they'd come to you and say the randomest shit.

Sun, 07/24/2016 - 2:30am

Lol for real, a cop pulled up to me as I was walking to my car from work and somehow we ended up on the subject of where he went to college and police strange