Being Earth

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Submitted by Gumbalah on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 8:20pm

Wooah.... Okay so my body right now is made of Earth. In order to keep being Earth I need to constantly consume Earth. The Earth we put in side us becomes us. If we decide to stop becoming Earth (eating), then we slowly begin to disintegrate and just disappear ! In which case we become one with the planet again by default.... Think about that.

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Sat, 02/16/2013 - 9:34pm

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Fri, 02/08/2013 - 5:02am

KushBerryPie420 Says:

Can you please remove the rock hard Dick from my mind please.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:29pm

Diogenes Says:

but what if I don't want to eat earth?

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 3:00am

schmidfaced Says:

then you become earth

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 12:02am

Gumbalah Says:

Oh, well today's special also includes star dust crumb cakes from Saturn's rings, which comes with a lovely glass of acid rain water from Venus...

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 9:19pm

CALL_ME_RICKY Says:

i hear acid rain water rots youre teeth.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 4:21pm

StonerManHaz Says:

sugar is way worse phaha acording the every chick on earth

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 3:45am

darthnorris84 Says:

Damn you! I have the biggest craving for waffle fries now that will never be quenched.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:53am

CoCoDean Says:

DUUUDDDEEEE....
Earthh....

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 3:44pm

קanda๒earyנane Says:

what part of the earth are you referring to us being made out of? we have many minerals in us but mostly we're made of complex cells put together by long strings of DNA. evolution brought us from being single celled organisms to what we are today, though we use food from the earth to give us energy, we aren't made entirely of earthly substances. it's rather strange how diverse life formed on a magma covered rock. i really wonder how the first forms of life came into being on earth, even plants make no sense, where did the first plant come from?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:35pm

קanda๒earyנane Says:

i didn't copy/paste anything... wut r u talkin about?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:35pm

GreenRoses Says:

Actually, two of the purine groups (which includes caffeine and other addictive chemicals) that make up DNA - adenine and guanine - are believed to have come to Earth from meteorites that hit the planet after it had cooled. SO we're stardust, earth (which is originally also stardust), a lot of water…..at one point stardust, and if u go down to the quantum level, as with everything, really mostly empty space. Also, plants and all cellular organisms are said to be descendants of prokaryotes, which were organized particles bubbling up from the mineral-rich projections of deep-sea "volcanoes." They eventually evolved into differentiated cells that were the surviving versions of life where ever they ended up. Left in the water? Fishy (and later, all sorts of other crraayyzeee shyt, like birds and animals and us). Got stuck on land? You get to chill in the soil and be a plant. Geeze i love science <3

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:55pm

קanda๒earyנane Says:

incredibly interesting stuff. we all are the end products of stars exploding for sure, that's how most elements were originally made. amazing to think what can happen in a universe full of explosions and chaos.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:36pm

SalguodOnSkis Says:

This is some smart shit. All the guys that find girls, talking about boobs, attractive are stupid. Smart girls are where its at! Ill take a girl who can talk science over a girl who talks dirty!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:08pm

DaSein Says:

This means that fast food accounts for a pretty solid chunk of earth

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 10:44pm

SwimmerSerg Says:

its not that we are made up of the earth, the earth justv happens to be made of stuff and we are made of stuff, but in reality quite different stuff, only sdome is shared and the most important vital peices arent in the earth.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 11:17pm

Neto_Abeto Says:

If you disappear, how do you "become one with the planet again?" o.o

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 11:18pm

biscoto Says:

We have to go deeper: on the smallest scale we are energy transferred around in the universe. We are the universe.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 11:39pm

Hanzee92 Says:

I love Earth, but at the same time I hate it. I think that says something about myself..

Sun, 02/24/2013 - 3:49am

Gumbalah Says:

I think it's human behavior and civil standards you hate, not Earth itself.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 11:53pm

stoned1997 Says:

It's like we're the zombies of earth or something, we spring from it, eat it, become it one again just for the cycle to repeat

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 4:11am

Gumbalah Says:

Yeah man its like earth itself is alive and we are just ripples of life slipping through the surface momentarily, and then slowly we gravitate back into source, as the inertia of our conscious energy dims down in need of rebirth / refuel....

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:59am

j187sd55 Says:

Sometimes sperm is referred to as a man's seed. And the way sexual organisms reproduce is through the process of a male, inseminating a female, which causes an egg to be fertilized. Then, if the word seed is also used to describe the process where a human inserts a plant's seed (plant embryo) into the earth so the plant can reproduce and have offspring that will grow and inseminate the earth as much as they can. And plants are a sexual species through pollen production. Then we fuck the earth every time we plant a plant seed in the ground and eat their babies.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 1:19pm

BonBonBacon Says:

Maybe that's why they say you are what you eat

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 4:37pm

Riffhard Says:

Though if a shark eats you, you become part of the shark. And when you die and decompose you're becoming part of the earth, worms, flies, maggots, etc... I think that's pretty awesome actually. We don't die, we just get recycled. No religion can make me feel that good.