How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
None... he IS a bear.
Bear Grylls can grill bears...and 6
Well considering the average weight of a bear bear grylls would catch is 600 pounds
I'd say about 15
He uses his urine as a nice sauce for said grilled bears. It actually adds a real smooth texture and gives a little bit of a kick
Wide selection of beverages in cooler
Better drink my own piss
Yo shit sucks son
and a half
Try saying that 3 times in a row
I did it! Not fast, but I still got it
all i know is that when Bear Grylls grills bears, he grills bears on a bear grill. Oh, and as of April 9th, 2008--He had grilled 19 bears (2 of them, Koala bears)
He doesn't grill anything.
He is too busy drinking his own pee to stay hydrated.
bah, life sucks sometimes. sorry dude
If he's hemp high, many i would say
0; he'd take that shit out raw
Is his name really Bear, because that sounds like a name a toddler would pick. I get you're a rugged mountain outdoor man but that's a little excessive, and of course your last name is Grylls. We all know grilling is one of the manliest activities out there, right next to shooting an intruder or having sex with a girl on her period
Things like this make me glad I'm on this site.
The answer of course is A GRILLION!
I heard Bear Grylls killed, grilled, and ate Les Stroud, "Survivor Man."
Then washed it down with a nice tall glass of "own piss."
That's why you don't see that guy on TV anymore.
fianlyy, i knew there was a pun in his name somewhere
Bear Grylls would grill all the bears he could grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears.
bear grylls would grill all the bears he could bear if bear grylls could grill bears
Beat me to it :(