How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:10pm


Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:40pm
Tony_n_Joe Says:
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:21am
Gizmodo Says:
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 9:16pm

Well considering the average weight of a bear bear grylls would catch is 600 pounds
I'd say about 15

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 8:39pm

He uses his urine as a nice sauce for said grilled bears. It actually adds a real smooth texture and gives a little bit of a kick

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:26pm
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:17am

Wide selection of beverages in cooler
Better drink my own piss

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 2:06pm
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:36pm
donut Says:
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:36pm
donut Says:
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:59pm
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 7:48am

I did it! Not fast, but I still got it

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:17pm
Gogojr1 Says:

all i know is that when Bear Grylls grills bears, he grills bears on a bear grill. Oh, and as of April 9th, 2008--He had grilled 19 bears (2 of them, Koala bears)

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:23pm

He doesn't grill anything.
He is too busy drinking his own pee to stay hydrated.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:41pm
keatondf Says:

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:51pm
nurplette Says:

bah, life sucks sometimes. sorry dude

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:00pm
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:13am
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:17am

Is his name really Bear, because that sounds like a name a toddler would pick. I get you're a rugged mountain outdoor man but that's a little excessive, and of course your last name is Grylls. We all know grilling is one of the manliest activities out there, right next to shooting an intruder or having sex with a girl on her period

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:20am

Things like this make me glad I'm on this site.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 10:53am
stoneyv Says:
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 11:41am

I heard Bear Grylls killed, grilled, and ate Les Stroud, "Survivor Man."

Then washed it down with a nice tall glass of "own piss."

That's why you don't see that guy on TV anymore.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 4:20pm

fianlyy, i knew there was a pun in his name somewhere

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 5:00pm
Doooobies Says:

Bear Grylls would grill all the bears he could grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 8:12pm
Brenbuscus Says:

bear grylls would grill all the bears he could bear if bear grylls could grill bears

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 11:20pm
nick15 Says: