Bear Grylls

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Bear Grylls

Submitted by DaankSmoker on Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:30pm

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

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Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:10pm

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Fri, 04/06/2012 - 11:40pm

Tony_n_Joe Says:

None... he IS a bear.

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:53am

Kniphofia Says:

Bear Gyrills ate my hands ┌-┐(◕_◕)┌-┐.

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 12:21am

Gizmodo Says:

Bear Grylls can grill bears...and 6

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 9:16pm

I_am_cornholio Says:

Well considering the average weight of a bear bear grylls would catch is 600 pounds
(source): http://www.americanbear.org/Size.htm
I'd say about 15

Thu, 04/12/2012 - 8:39pm

coconuthead Says:

He uses his urine as a nice sauce for said grilled bears. It actually adds a real smooth texture and gives a little bit of a kick

Fri, 04/13/2012 - 10:26pm

ninjamonster18 Says:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/2c32/

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:17am

Mr.Huckstable Says:

Wide selection of beverages in cooler
Better drink my own piss

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 2:06pm

Bluntz2DaFace Says:

Yo shit sucks son

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:06pm

HighPurr Says:

4 black 2 grizzly and 0 polar

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:36pm

donut Says:

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:36pm

donut Says:

and a half

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 4:59pm

cannamunchies Says:

Try saying that 3 times in a row

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 7:48am

The_Nautilus Says:

I did it! Not fast, but I still got it

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:17pm

Gogojr1 Says:

all i know is that when Bear Grylls grills bears, he grills bears on a bear grill. Oh, and as of April 9th, 2008--He had grilled 19 bears (2 of them, Koala bears)

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:23pm

ZephyrGee99 Says:

He doesn't grill anything.
He is too busy drinking his own pee to stay hydrated.

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 5:41pm

keatondf Says:

http://highdeas.com/hd/How_many_bears_0

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 2:51pm

nurplette Says:

bah, life sucks sometimes. sorry dude

Sat, 04/14/2012 - 10:00pm

kraphtystoner Says:

If he's hemp high, many i would say

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:13am

alphabitchsoup Says:

0; he'd take that shit out raw

Sun, 04/15/2012 - 12:17am

Mr.Huckstable Says:

Is his name really Bear, because that sounds like a name a toddler would pick. I get you're a rugged mountain outdoor man but that's a little excessive, and of course your last name is Grylls. We all know grilling is one of the manliest activities out there, right next to shooting an intruder or having sex with a girl on her period