Today during class, this guy was getting all the questions right. So this dumb bitch goes

Girl: "Wow, he's a fucking nerd."
Teacher: "Hey! Cut it out. He may be your boss some day!"
Nerd: "Highly unlikely, I don't plan on being a pimp."

Everyone was like DAAAAAAMNNNN!!! lol

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Thu, 10/13/2011 - 9:24am


Fri, 10/07/2011 - 10:33pm
TrollJizz Says:

Hahahaaaaa! That is fucking priceless. Yeah I don't think he was a nerd..

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:26am
plato Says:

in the words of michael kelso, "BURNNNNNN!!!"

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 6:14pm

The words og ghandi "you're cutting that tomato all wrong"

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:15pm
Schap Says:

too good to be true?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:57pm
Twenty-Two Says:
cmon man... you didn't even change the wording

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:20pm

Ya...for real. I mean this is pretty funny, but it's not a highdea, or even their idea period. They stole it. What the fuck happened to this site? It got spammed the fuck up with facebookers wanting to get some cheap approval, and cheating all the REAL highdeas with taking up space. THAT'S WHAT. Post this plagurized, non-HIGHdea shit on facebook, not HIGHdeas...and don't claim it as your own if it's not. Best case scenario: They think your funny. But in reality, you know you didn't think of it, so...what's the fucking point? Let's get HIGHdeas back the way it was: full of trippy, hilarious, ORIGINAL highdeas.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:10pm
Schap Says:

seriously man i dont go on here for some cheap laughs you can find jokes like this all over the internet. actual highdeas are hard to come by tho

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:54pm

dammit! i was really hoping this was original! god damn i hate copy/pasters! :(

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:26pm

Fuck! I was really happy when I saw this too. That sucks:(

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 11:55am

wasn't very suprised when i saw the authors name next to the highdea...

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 12:35am
Fri, 06/08/2012 - 5:38pm
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:05pm

Hard ass sav right there. The "nerdy" kids in my class were the coolest kids because they NEVER TALK SHIT. People are depressing to me when all they do is talk shit *coughhotstuckupgirlswhoneedtohitabluntcough*.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 9:50pm
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 8:43am

dude, get real would ya?
don't be proud that you copied something from another site..
and still you get the upvotes so what? it's not your own joke or i don't know
the fact you are happy about it is making me regret that i upvoted this in the first place.. i shouldn't
too bad you get exited for nothing. ITS NOT YOURS SO STOP IT PLEASE.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:39pm
Dankrupt Says:
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:36am
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:32am

You know just the other day I was thinking of a scenario like this in my head. I went to hs in nyc, in a city where no one gives a fuck, kids certainly won't give a fuck about what you know. Like why shouldn't someone show off being smart...that's what's wrong with today. I think a part of it is jealousy cuz they can't figure shit out. Thanks for posting Brian_the_Fat_el lol

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:06am

That. was. asdfghj98eihgi7345 awesome :D

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 9:35am

That didn't happen... I've seen this on here before many times.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:34am

Bro I'm not hatin, this just isn't an original highDEA. Why the negative comment vote ?

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:08pm
jaybhi91 Says:

that guy is being very un-dude (love your prof pic)\

Sat, 10/15/2011 - 11:50am
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Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:15am
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:20am
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:52am

hahaha awesome dude. fuck that dumb biiaatch!

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:01am
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:07am
Seedling Says:
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:29am
Legacy Says:

todays youth are wasting their intellect. A mind is such a terrible thing to waste. What has happened to curiosity we're infected by useless technology and media propaganda

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:26am
TrollJizz Says:

Heyyy now don't talk shit about technology! I don't know about you but technology straight up fuels my curiosity. It is sickeningly unfortunate though that much of todays youth can't even realize how much power their little minds can generate if given the chance to. They have the capability to absorb soo much but instead of absorbing info that helps our minds grow intellectually, we are bombarded with useless bullshit "entertainment" that does nothing but rob you of your connection to reallity. Young minds are so impressionable.. and the media knows this well. I have a feeling we haven't even began to harness the full power the human mind is truly capable of. Like our absolute fullest intellectual potential...

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:55am

I dont understand the relavence of your comment......i may be high...well...i know im high...but i still think your comment was random....

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:55pm
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:05pm
whatupbud Says:
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:22pm
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:32pm

sounds like it would be my friend austin. He's like a math genious but he can be kinda mean haha

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:40pm
Chinookk Says:

apparently other people say this is unoriginal. WTF?!?! why is this website turning into copy and paste

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:52pm
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:17pm

Who the fuck would I give credit to? I'm not going to post the names of joke books and websites as references of this. About 90% of "Highdeas" are copied. I posted it to give people a good laugh. I could give a fuck one way or the other what you think. I spread a joke, it get's published, people bitch. It's ALWAYS that way.

It made people laugh, and that was my goal. So get your "This isn't original" Nazi ass out of here.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:40pm

You could just say you found it on another site. Just saying.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:48pm
Dr.Sativa Says:

i agree with u. ive noticed alot of people bitching in all the popular highdeas

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:16pm

dude, your obviously not a stoner, true stoners dont flip out, theyre chill, and dont try to start conflict by taking other ppls work and pretending ur hi and posting a situation, man, thats just not cool

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:23pm

There's no such thing as a "True" stoner. I have a Medical Marijuana card because about 4 months ago I had scoliosis correction surgery. My spine was twisted to a very grotesque level - 72 degree curvature and my ribcage was almost completely sideways. It was so bad, that whenever i'd look straight down, i'd look directly at my left foot

I had 4 herniated disks but I don't remember where they were But I do know it wasn't past L5. I have a 20" scar on my back, with two - 1 and a half foot titanium bars and twelve 6'' bolts inserted into my back.

I hurt. When you hurt, you aren't in the best mood. Especially since I ran out of medicine and my Social Security check doesn't come in until next month and my money goes to bills.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:32pm

Someone get a fan, everythings getting foggy, lotta' douche in the air this time of year.

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:30pm

The website HIGHdea's, was created for (can you guess it?!) HIGHDEAS. Post this on facebook or tumblr. Just please keep this unoriginal stuff out of here. I mean, this is hilarious and i can appreciate it, but let's try to keep stuff like this off of HIGHdeas...

Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:35pm


From now on, If we find a funny post that isn't original, say so in the comments. If I find a joke that i'd like to share, i'm going to post it on here. BUT, in the comments, i'll say "Not original" or "Funny joke I read"

All this flaming shit like; Keep_Floatin and mybluntyourface are posting needs to stop. Stoners aren't supposed to be assholes, and if the feds or police read these and see what these people are posting (E.G. Aggressive/hateful comments) they're going to think Marijuana makes us mean and violent. Do you all really want that?

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:56am
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:51pm
Yaum Says:
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Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:10pm