Today, a great friend and I had just got done smoking in the woods. Naturally, I pulled out my hand sanitizer and she pulled out her perfume and we made the exchange. My friend, named Grace, which is also my name, said "I think the Bath&Bodyworks owner is a stoner, and made these products for people who smell like weed" I then realized, Bath&Bodyworks should make eyedrops. But instead of a flavor or scent, because eyesight is a different sense than tasting or smelling, they should make the eyedrops different colors in which you see everything in a different colored sheen for about thirty seconds. I think that'd be dope. If they sold that shit for $3.99, I'd buy it.

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Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:35pm


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Mon, 08/22/2011 - 1:13am
sallyjoint Says:

until that sad day you put sanitizer in your eye instead of eyedrops. 3 steps ahead my friend.

 
 
Mon, 08/22/2011 - 3:08am
hadadat Says:

I haven't done it yet! I always make sure to look at the bottle and not get anything mixed up before i use eyedrops!

 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 1:38am

You know the little paper things that you spray perfume on to test what it smells like? I was there the other day and they all said "I love BBW" hahahaha

 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 2:35pm

next time the time comes im gonna write ''grandma fart porn'' all over that. nah fuck it i will just write that over all the public restroom walls.

 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:16pm
mcbph3 Says:

that's really dope, someone should get on this.

http://highdeas.com/hd/Can_openers_0

 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:23pm

that would actually probaly be OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNNNNNND dollars

 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 4:04pm
 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 3:27pm

it'd be so sick to mix the colours and see like blue out of one eye then green out of the other. gnarr gnar sicky gnar gnar

 
 
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 8:04pm