I don't care how many commercials and internet advertisements you try to attract me with to use your search engine I'm still using Google

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Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:53pm


Thu, 06/23/2011 - 1:14am

One time I opened a web browser on someone's cpu and bing came up... I was so upset that I binged google. anyone ever done that?

Thu, 06/23/2011 - 9:37am
highdiesel Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 6:06pm

i like yahoo! even more than bing ._.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 6:22pm
Juiceton Says:

You know how search engines have "top searches"? I feel like Bing's number 1 most searched thing is "google"

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:23pm
sethnmary Says:
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:46am

Laughed really fucking hard at this. I don't know why
It shouldn't even be that funny, but it's so out of place and I haven't heard a mom joke in a good while
Thank you sir, carry on.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 2:31am

I wouldn't post your mom jokes to random people...what if they don't have a mom??

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 3:10am

I dont have a mom, and i dont find it offensive its a joke not a person insult hahah

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:03am
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Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:15pm
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 3:14am
baiaotou Says:
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:43am
Camryn Says:

At first I thought you said dildo, so I was like "whaa...?". Then I though "No he's talking about pokemom." Then it all made sense.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:15am

thats gotta piss off bing just cause they know google is better

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 3:59pm
Spanki Says:

yeah they are always like "switch to bing today" they say it like I have some contract and deed to use google. I don't know what I wrote but I know what im trying to say.. i just cant 'splain it.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 4:06am

bing knows when you reject them. they will come after you! BING WARRIORS!

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:01pm
Mage Says:

I'm still getting asked to join the army and get fios..
I mean which one is it pandora? And theres always that smiling bitch on the coconut, like wtf?


Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:18pm
dirtyheads Says:

it's just so much easier to type google than it is to type bing. && it's not like you can say, "just bing it", because that sounds dirty.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:28pm
BooshLight Says:

google = the internet

bing = a website on google's internet

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:04pm
BadMitch Says:

They were both invented to make it easier to find BadMitch on the web anyways.

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:45am
Thu, 07/21/2011 - 2:43am
BadMitch Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:28pm
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:59pm

saying "just google it" sounds less dirty than "just bing it" since everyone knows what google is and not everyone knows of bing.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:31pm
dimon114 Says:

Google anoys me by sites it powers.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:32pm
HappyChild Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:49pm
baked_94 Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 5:58pm
tyloess Says:

my internet came with a bing toolbar... i still type the extra distance to go to google

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 6:02pm
highdiesel Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 7:31pm
Dankrupt Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 6:11pm

I cant wait for Google Plus to come out!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:06pm
HighGuy11 Says:

yes! just so we can all see facebook go the way of myspace. that's gonna be great

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 6:22pm
DasBooooze Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 7:15pm
Adrian713 Says:
Mon, 07/18/2011 - 10:27pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:00pm

Bing = Because IM NOT GUNNA (use it) ----------------- or because im not good.---------------------- idfk. lol

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 3:56pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:05pm
HighGuy11 Says:

haha whenever im on a computer and bing comes up as the homepage, im always just like wtf?!?!? and then type google into the bing search

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 1:43pm
onecoolcat Says:

BING...because its not google? no.
because its not good

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:33pm
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 2:36pm
onecoolcat Says:
Tue, 07/19/2011 - 4:46pm
bogusbong Says:

hahahaha google is the god search engine!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 6:43pm
nuggubler Says:

i still dont understand bing.so, if i search a video of an octopus, its gonna tell me were i can swim with them, then it tells me where i can eat them, then it wants to show me a nifty little video of an octopus?wow, sounds great.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 9:46pm

i fucking hate bing, its so confusing

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:35pm

I found this wonderful stoner-filled website using bing. jus sayin

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:56pm
Wed, 07/20/2011 - 12:33am
spacely92 Says:

idk why but my home page is bing and i still use google lol

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:16am

i dont wanna sound queer or nothin,but this highdea was kick ass

Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:49am
jhicks420 Says:

Ive seen you say this on 5 other highDEAS.


Wed, 07/20/2011 - 1:26am
SmokeCloud Says:

I used bing on a friends computer......i felt dirty :(