Submitted by ScoobyDOOBYdoo on Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:06am
You are not only a stoner because you smoke a lot, but because of the way you act. I don't care if you smoke ten pounds a day, if you're an asshole you are not a true stoner. If you smoke a little bit of weed every few days, but are nice, polite, and not a dick, you're more of a stoner than that asshole I mentioned previously, in my book (and I'd hope you'd wanna be in my book, because I'm getting that bitch published). And if you do not smoke, but think you are a stoner because of your rasta wristband and you're Marley shirt, then you are a poser, and are one of those people that break my balls all the time about weed, I will not sell to you, you got me busted.