You are not only a stoner because you smoke a lot, but because of the way you act. I don't care if you smoke ten pounds a day, if you're an asshole you are not a true stoner. If you smoke a little bit of weed every few days, but are nice, polite, and not a dick, you're more of a stoner than that asshole I mentioned previously, in my book (and I'd hope you'd wanna be in my book, because I'm getting that bitch published). And if you do not smoke, but think you are a stoner because of your rasta wristband and you're Marley shirt, then you are a poser, and are one of those people that break my balls all the time about weed, I will not sell to you, you got me busted.

Any questions?

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Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:18am
Slugleigh Says:
 
 
Wed, 08/03/2011 - 1:06pm
 
 
Wed, 08/03/2011 - 3:17pm

nah he has a valid point. assholes are not stoners, and neither are posers.

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 1:57pm
HighGuy11 Says:

heres a valid point. who gives a shit. stop worrying about labels and just fuckin chill. a "true stoner" wouldn't go around saying that they are a true stoner and that other people aren't just because they don't meet your qualifications

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 4:17pm

Co-sign. Honestly my definition of a stoner is someone that smokes a lot of weed. Not about how you act

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:25pm

puta shirt on bra this is highdeas. not gay fuck book

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 5:31pm
Pepsi Says:

I want to upvote you and Smokey 500 times. holy. shit. thank you.

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 1:57pm

This is like the "no true Scotsman fallacy". The only thing required to be a stoner is getting stoned. Anything else you might say makes someone a "true stoner" is just arbitrary

 
 
Wed, 08/03/2011 - 9:17pm
 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:27pm

like Zoinks scoob that is a groovy point lets go get a malt and watch velma and daphiney get it on in the back seat of the mystery machine whail we do bong hits

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:38pm

Lol Shaggy eats dog food wtf nigga got munchies

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 9:23pm

You know what's lame? Kids who think being a stoner is some sort of achievement and make up all sorts of crazy rules and shit on what it means to be a stoner.
You say in your highdea that if you're nice and polite and not a dick, then you're a stoner
but then you go around and say some guy who has an attitude problem but smokes mad weed and some kid who likes marley/reggae/marijuana memorabilia can't be in your little club
so you're contradicting you own rules by being an asshole to other people who want to be called stoners but don't live up to your standards, rules and regulations.

Any questions?

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 9:30pm
 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 9:38pm
 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 9:41pm

Okay then, thanks for the opinion.. Still a bit uncalled for in my opinion.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 10:28pm
 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:03pm

Only that Nigga Marino!!

*Studio audience breaks into laughing and applause*

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:11pm
 
 
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 4:15am

I agree with ThatNiggaMarino, i dont think we can hate the common label of "stoners" as society sees them, then put our own labels on it and call it a "true stoner"...

 
 
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 11:17am

there is not such thing as a "stoner" we are all people and as people we are all different its just you your self choose to hang out with the people you like, if some one is a dick and smokes lots of weed then dont hang out with him ( unless you can get in on all that weed) and if the dude is a nice guy but you guys dont click then dont hang out with him just find and stick with people you like

 
 
Tue, 08/09/2011 - 3:48pm

Hell yea! I hate fuckin kids who will rip others off off and are complete dicks all the time! That's not the true spirit of pot and as for marley he would roll over in his grave if he saw some of this shit!

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 10:48am

I think a true stoner is not concerned about what a true stoner is but if I had to describe one to someone i'd say it's all about the amount of fucks they give and what those said fucks entail. Not giving a fuck about anything at all makes you a pot head and caring too much makes you a hippy. It's best not label people tho and to describe them as a person not a group. That said, yes, the asshole isn't a stoner he's an asshole.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:54pm
SkylarL Says:

...and not a single fuck was given that day

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 1:29pm
khighle™ Says:

i read that like i was reading the bible.

"and the lord said, 'today, zero fucks shall be given. amen'"

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 3:05pm

Look at all these fucks I don't give!

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 5:42pm

if you were to divide the amount of fucks I give by zero, well that'd be and undefined function right there

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:19pm

hahahhaha what is it a cult and you have to smoke enough to get into it? i just think this is ridiculous. this highdea is well worded and not really stupid but the main point of it is stupid. there IS no stoners, theres no ''true stoners'' theres people who smoke, people who dont, and people who smoke every now and then. keep it at that. there doesnt need to be people saying '' oh youre not a ''true stoner'' cause you dont do ________'' who gives a fuckin fuck.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:22pm

yeah man check it out I got my stoner card today!!! I'm part of the cool crowd now yayyyyy!!!!!

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:36pm

I specifically said it doesn't matter how much you smoke, but the way you behave. But I see why you'd think that because of the way the first sentence was worded.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:57pm
ThaBraze Says:

Anyone that bitches about people being or not being true stoners aren't stoners. Forgive the hypocrisy.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:33pm

If you don't like it then downvote it and move along

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 1:12pm

i wasent trying to be a dick to you honestly, im juss sayin, the idea of people being labled into a group involving marijuana goes agaisnt what i think marijuana stands for, individuality. there doesnt need to be people judging other people cause theyre not a '''true stoner'' if somebody i know smokes weed, then we have a mutual intrest. theres no need to put that person into a group called ''stoners'' the name sounds stupid and the thought of labeling somebody like that is stupid. is all im sayin. all due respect to you sir.

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 1:39pm

Oh I know, I was talking to The Braze

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 6:44pm

your forgiven , but what is all this judgment about (not you braze). Like WTF honestly !? Listen People! ....We are all victims to this thing we call life and are forced daily to do things we don't want to do, but we all miss out on the most important part doing what you want to do without all the fucks judging you. BE YOURSELF, DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, FUCK THE ENTIRE SYSTEM!!!

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 7:50pm

Yeah! Anyway, they're all just giving an opinion, I shared my opinion, like I said "in my book". Some like it, others don't.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:22pm
crzytturns Says:

I totally agree. I have seen a lot of the "Stoner Assholes" Here on this site. Honestly it's disappointing to see all these people spreading hate. Weed makes you peaceful. It makes me sad to see the hate. :/

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:39pm
GipKeyMong Says:

I totally agree, i just left a comment like this on another highdea, cant we all just get along?

 
 
Thu, 08/18/2011 - 11:51pm
KingGreen Says:

Weed allows you to see through bullshit and speak your mind (at least for me)

So when I see bullshit on this site, or anywhere else for that matter, Im not afraid to voice my opinion/concern. I dont like when people assume that you should agree with everything anyone says just because you're high, I'm not bashing you and I really dont mean any disrespect but I just wanted to say that Haha

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:30pm
HighGuy11 Says:

who cares man. we all smoke weed. some more than others. and everybody acts differently. some people might be assholes. some people are super chill. why must we fuckin label everyone all the time? were all just people. so chill out and smoke a bowl, and don't worry about what you're labeled as

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:43pm

but what if they have marley shirts because they love bob and the wailers like i do, i just also happen to partake in the mary j wanna

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:15pm
im_built Says:

your being an ass hole by calling ass holes out smoke ur weed be a stoner or not? your fucking high -.-

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:20pm
Libstar Says:

Truth...

i feel a frequent bud user, such as myself, is much more accepting of others and just straight up logical. I always feel like i can see multiple sides of an issue also.

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:26pm
devonc420 Says:

i would love to be in your book but if i were i would want to be something cool, like a flying giraffe or something!

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:47pm
 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 1:56pm
SkylarL Says:

I AM FUCKING PISSED. EVERY SINGLE TEXT I TRY TO SEND: message failed. resend?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but in all seriousness i dont agree with any kind of labels and it pisses me off when people call themselves or others a "true" anything. i agree with Mr. Ricky up there ^^

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 2:35pm

the smoke a little every everyday and nicest guy describes one of my best friends honestly hed do anything for anyone and when he gets high he runs and around and plays the uke for random people

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 3:44pm
TWiZTiD Says:

I luv reading when I'm high. I feel like I'm part of the book :) waffles r fukin delicious tho haha. -z00y-

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 4:05pm

who gives a fuck if you are a stoner? ahah

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 5:16pm
Spanki Says:

Everyone smoked/tried weed, even if you didn't inhale.. it still counts.

wait where am i going with this...

 
 
Wed, 08/17/2011 - 7:20pm
Slinkysk8 Says:

I like to refer to myself as a pot head, And I know a few asshole smokers I don't get it
weed makes me appericate everything about everything.
Great post man.