All alarm clocks should be programmed to make random annoying sounds so that you never adapt to the sound. Usually after a month or two of one sound I have to change it cause I'll start to sleep right through it. We need something more annoying and unexpected like Fran Drescher's laugh or Flava Flav yelling.

Also, I could use a snooze button that just said "fuck that, get up" when I hit it. I abuse the snooze button and I think it's time for it to start standing up for itself.

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Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:32pm


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:26pm
Wilfred. Says:

imagine this being your alarm clock

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:18am
Ctodenbach Says:


And I always wake up. It's weird.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:19am
Sirius Says:

Hahahaha, Wilfred, that was fucking hilarious.

Thank you.

...kinda scary though.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:46pm

I would get up for sure. Id be so pissed at myself if I snoozed and had to hear that again 4 minutes later.

Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:07pm

Never use songs on your phone as your alarm clock. They only provide elaborate background music for your dreams.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:24pm

What if you want elaborate background music in your dreams?

Think about it. Your just walking around doing dreamy things and all of a sudden you get your own background music out of nowhere, that would sure as hell make my dream 10x better

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:31am

I've done that before, it's pretty sick. Kinda like a song that's stuck in your head while you're sleeping. The same thing happens with the tv.

Why the fuck is Dr. Phil narrating this dream? o_O

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:21pm
Spanki Says:

omg if i use a song as my alarm... i just learn to hate the fuck out of it

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 11:49pm

Sun, 12/25/2011 - 8:58am

I better keep my nightstand stocked with liquor bottles just in case.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:45am

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 1:21am

just like a alarm clock/TV programmed on the most annoying channel!

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 1:50am

Or we could have Justin Beiber sing! HIGH FIVE! or no high five i guess that's cool too. You know what, go fuck yourself -cries- #forever alone :(

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:01am

Seth Rogan's laugh combined with a baby crying on an airplane would be mine

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:46am

gilbert gottfried for the win! but try setting your alarm to go off with someone talking/yelling in a different language every time.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:32am

hell yeah, ive gotten used to a couple alarms on my cell phone too lol

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:45pm
Tfisch123 Says:

I had the same idea like a week ago bro.

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:16pm

HAHA mine is a voice memo of me on my ipod Screaming "wake the fuck up!" a buncha times aha made that a higdea a while ago.....

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:44pm
hilauren Says:

Laughed out loud, this highdea is awesome. Ive been trying to find spongebobs "IM READY" voice.. Idk I feel like that would motivate me to get up hearing spongebob every morning haha

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 5:17pm
StoneyJay Says:

Nice idea but what made me really want to upvote was the fucking snooze button making you wake up, I want that!!!!! thats so funny hahaha im baked

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:53pm
ZoeHoe Says:

I've grown to hate the sounds of alarm clocks....
If I hear it on a commercial, I'll want to change the channel. I hate being woken up -.-"

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:07pm
ledfooted Says:

HELL YEAH!!! that there is a good idea

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:10pm

I would have Waka Flocka as my personal alarm clock, every morning at 6 he goes "WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BRIIIIIIIIICCCKK SQUAAAAAD IM JUSS LIVIN LIFE SHAWTY IM JUSS LIVIN LIFE"

Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:48am
StuckFTW Says:

Doooooooood! i second that notion hard! i need this, patent that shit!