A stoners worst enemy (Besides the Cops)

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A stoners worst enemy (Besides the Cops)

Submitted by Blue_Dream on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:35pm

Wind.
Fuck Wind.
Why is there no shield for lighters that can block them from the wind? Like a little magnetic tube the sticks on the lighter and is open on one side so you can still access the flame, but it blocks the wind out completely. I mean I guess there are torch lighters, but fuck those.

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Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:10pm

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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:28pm

baked101 Says:

Get a high powered laser haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=101lTU-yuRA

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 2:18am

Blue_Dream Says:

That, is awesome.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:39am

My_Name. Says:

Get a zippo.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 5:32am

WhatAmIDoing Says:

Or an herb iron. worth it.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDIQ...

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:06am

TheGuyWhoCanFly Says:

Oddly enough i have never had a run in with the cops about weed or even saw one when I had it on me and the only place im able to smoke is outside. Just because I don't want to risk getting caught. So yeah I agree woth you winds the worst

Tue, 01/22/2013 - 10:28pm

Melissa_Newman Says:

Or wind the wind blows the weed out the bowl. Fuck wind.

Wed, 01/23/2013 - 2:14am

Blue_Dream Says:

That too. it always blows my weed away when its in the grinder before I pack my bowl. it sucks

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:12am

stoned_silly Says:

I've actually seen a lighter with a wind block on it. It was like a case basically, and this metal part slid up to protect the flame, the problem is they aren't that great for smoking weed..... only lighting cigarettes, cause you can't see the flame to know if it's even still lit when you try to hit the pipe..... the other problem was it only worked for cheapy lighters, not bics

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 3:18pm

Deviltopdog Says:

Twist the bowl tell it faces opposite direction of wind creating a barricade, cover with other hand and burn

Sun, 03/03/2013 - 3:46am

SmoKeyMcNasTy Says:

Ever try packing a bowl or rolling a blunt in the wind no thank u

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 11:48am

Mr_Roach_Clip Says:

hey they have zippo lighters made for smoking bowls. it has a little round protector on it and it just feels so right lighting a bowl with it.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 2:49am

AJisChill Says:

Or just get a magic flight box (portable vape), and vape where you want with no one knowing and getting 20 hits off .1 every time. It's the best thing ever invented for smoking, hands down. Never looked back.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 4:01am

Blue_Dream Says:

I've smoked the flight box, and honestly I'm not a big fan. It works perfectly for hiding smoking in your dorm room or something, but there are better ways to get high. Plus, I have a love for the act of smoking itself, so I chose to avoid vapes mostly. But, you are right, vapes solve my wind problem!

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 1:45pm

Golf_wang Says:

Magnify it gets u higher no harsh irritants from the lighter and the wind can't fuck with you

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:06pm

StonedStorm Says:

Dude thank you. Fuck wind. Not only for the stoner reasons, but just because wind is an asshole. I never had a problem with wind until I moved to Texas. The wind here, especially during winter, sucks a bag of dicks.

Last night, for example, I couldn't even have my window open 1 fucking inch because the wind was blowing like 30 mph from exact north, which just happens to be where my side of the dorm building is exactly facing. Pain in the ass when I'm trying to toke and get the smell out, having the wind blow right back in...

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:06pm

StonedStorm Says:

The intense irony of me saying "fuck wind" when my picture is a hurricane just hit me. Fuck lol.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 7:46pm

awesomecrawsome Says:

what i do when the wind is really bad is, put my shirt over my head and light the bowl under your shirt.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 10:58pm

greekstoner Says:

just saw comment above mine and it was the same but i dont know how to delete comments haha

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 1:53am

Tokeandroll Says:

you sir jsut made me famous because i will invent this. u get unlimited for life

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:57pm

Blue_Dream Says:

I have already constructed drawings and a list of possible materials that will work best for this design. (I'm an engineering student) but if youd like to make this a reality, please be my guest. I'd love to use this.

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:22am

chickencrisps Says:

Tis called a zippo good sir

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 12:23pm

smoocleus Says:

It wouldn't work for a bowl but if you have a blunt or a joint you can use a tuck and toke
http://tuck-n-toke.com/how-it-works/

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 12:34pm

MellowKitteh Says:

Buy a zippo

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 4:59pm

Blue_Dream Says:

I have a zippo guys, I've smoked vapes, and I know there are other devices that heat up and could be used to light bowls. I created this idea because 90% of the people who smoke are using standard Bic lighters, and those are fucked against the wind.

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 8:55pm

KleverKat Says:

Duude, let me love you. I fucking hate having to deal the wind, windy days suckkk.

Wed, 03/06/2013 - 10:07pm

Honeysuckle_420 Says:

Zippos are fucking sweet and all, but personally I favor bics when it comes to smoking weed. They're just most convenient, in my opinion. Zippos would be cool to smoke weed with but I like to taste my weed, haha. I just go inside of my jacket or shirt, or someshit. Improvisation, always. On the real, though, wind is always inconvenient when it comes. And who carries a vape around? If I were smoking out of a vape, it'd be at least indoors. And I'd hope it wouldn't be too windy indoors (assuming you wouldn't have to hide it).

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 2:19am

Blue_Dream Says:

The vape he was talking about is a handheld vape and actually pretty cool. You could easily use it outside. But yes, most vapes are impractical outdoors unless your sitting around a table on like a back porch or something in the summer.