They should make a cereal that gets u high and instead of there being a toy in the bottom of the box, it's a bud. and every time it's different!
so you might get night lights in one box, and bubba kush in another box. and pus, its cereal that gets you high! its almost too perfect!

an aside: I thought of this while watching spongebob, episode "sentimental sponge" at about 14:20 into the episode