I woke up today smoked a bowl. Read some fan mail, read some hate mail, smoked another bowl. Came on highdeas read some nice comments, read some mean ones. Smoked a bowl. Tried to negotiate a deal to buy some russian tanks and planes, smoked a bowl. Tried to sell a guy a couple of "duck boats" Asked a woman if she could teach my one armed son to play basketball, apologized to her for thinking a woman could teach a man anything. smoked a bowl. What did you do today?
BadMitch

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Comments

 
Sun, 06/05/2011 - 9:40am

Hot boxed a basement and ate 3 pizzas!

 
 
Sun, 06/05/2011 - 2:10pm
BadMitch Says:

haha that sounds like a pretty good day too man. did you know that BadMitch invented the pizza?

 
 
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 1:13am
chillman25 Says:

Hey, that's not cool. I gave you the idea with the crust and everything.

 
 
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 1:18am
BadMitch Says:

OK fine, let the record show that chillman25 thought of the crust and the dough, but BadMitch thought of using tomato sauce, cheese, and other delicious toppings.

 
 
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:46pm
chillman25 Says:

Thank you, all I ask for is recognition. You did turn it into the masterpiece it is today.

 
 
Mon, 06/13/2011 - 3:40pm

hahah i love how u posted this at 9:40 AM... wake and bake ftw!
http://highdeas.com/hd/Drivers_License_0

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 2:40am

Smoked hella. Fried bread. Meditated. Yepp.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 3:21pm
BadMitch Says:

Sounds like a pretty awesome day. Frying bread is one of the 36 things I dont know how to do.
BadMitch

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 4:28pm
morlove14 Says:

First day at a new job :) came home & smoked & now I'm about to watch harry potter #7 with the boyfriend:) afterwards I'll probably ride his broomstick if ya know what im sayin'

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 5:05pm
BadMitch Says:

hahaha damn. that is fucking funny! BadMitch has a magical broomstick.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 4:59pm
alde1026 Says:

Woke n Boke, watched my nephew, made him lunch and went out to catch bugs and play with the dogs with him. Gonna nap then waken baken and all you can eat wings tonight!

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 5:24pm
Skream Says:

woke up, smoked a bowl, touched myself, took a shower, drank an arizona (white and black tea), went on to highdeas, loled at some comments, went to badmitch, touched myself again, ate breakfast, checked on the human centepede in my basement, ate second breakfast, hung out, smoked a bar, took a nap, played cod, went to the store and bought some beer pong balls, met up with some friends, smoked again, dodged questions about the why three of our other friends are missing, ran home, ate some flaming hot cheetos frys and now im here :D good day so far

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 5:26pm
Donut4015 Says:

Too long space it out there is no way u can read this as high as i am right now

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 5:56pm

boxed a kangaroo, got eaten by a whale and fought my way out.. you know, the usual

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:32pm
BadMitch Says:
 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:35pm

nah, i'm like russel crowe; fighting 'round the world!

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:00pm

woke up, made my maid get me a plate of waffle fries and a cup of apple juice. Swam in the pool, and rode my tricked out bike with some niggas through a park.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 10:44pm
BadMitch Says:
 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:09pm
raisintree Says:

Lost control of my car on the highway while having awesome sex in the backseat high as fuck not giving a shit. Then we smashed hard in to a cop,
but he let me and my chick go cause I helped him find his gun and apricot kush.
Now I'm providing voices for cartoon characters.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:33pm
BadMitch Says:

When should we expect the cartoon?
BadMitch

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:18pm
raisintree Says:

It will sell on Blu-VHS at head shops and auto-repair stores everywhere on 04.20.2420, for only $4.20. It'll come with a flattering mystery-strain gram of dank cause you need to be wicked stoned to watch this incredible nonsense.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 8:29pm
BadMitch Says:

BadMitch is a HUGE fan of incredible nonsense.

 
 
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:49pm
 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:41pm
aimeelou Says:

Woke, Boke. Watched tv. Ran 20 miles with my disfigured dog. Came home. Dominated on someee WOW. Hugged a homeless man. Fed some local tigers. Ya knowww, the usual.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:46pm
BadMitch Says:

I gave a homeless man a handjob once because he looked hungry.
BadMitch

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:42pm

woke up. smoked. fucked my neighbor. fucked my other neighbor. ate a large pizza. smoke some more. won the lottery. fought a shark. stole a lambo. robbed the white house. then smoked some more
typical day and all wut not

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:16pm
La_Fluenza Says:
 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:46pm
BadMitch Says:

Neighbor fucking is awesome because it is so convenient.
BadMitch

 
 
Sat, 06/11/2011 - 1:24am
La_Fluenza Says:
 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:50pm

badmitch is a fucking genuis like i once said:

The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 6:56pm
sk84dogs Says:

Trained on Mount Olympus, invented air, chilled with BadMitch, ate lunch with Superman and then beat him in a race around the world.

 
 
Tue, 06/07/2011 - 7:45pm
BadMitch Says:

You owe BadMitch a thank you for telling you the trick to beating superman.

 
 
Thu, 06/09/2011 - 5:47pm
sk84dogs Says:

Yea, that training session we had in the earths core really prepared me for the race. Thanks man, next we train for the Universe Olympics.

 
 
Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:16pm
WakeNBlaze Says:

woke up. call of duty. smoked a few bowls. added badmitch as a friend. smoked a bowl in his honor. long live badmitch

 
 
Fri, 06/10/2011 - 7:21pm
BadMitch Says:
 
 
Mon, 06/13/2011 - 4:38pm

i got fuckin ripped and thought i was a hologram...the people i tried explaining it to saw right throught my bullshit...

 
 
Sat, 06/18/2011 - 2:01am

Negotiated some deals with Russian commissioners and then smoke a bong head for america. What did you do today?

 
 
Sat, 06/25/2011 - 9:29pm

well... i woke up, smoked a righteous joint, spun around in my computer chair for the hell of it, polished my lightsaber collection, made a pot leaf out of legos, listened to drive my car by the beatles, went on highdeas, read this one, im commenting right now, and im pretty sure i'll end up watching either a hayao miyazaki movie or porn at the end of my evening :)

 
 
Mon, 07/25/2011 - 2:22pm
n3rd Says:

Woke pre baked frm nite before baked again checked for messages frm Dr Gru baked again sent back minion & freez ray baked again got new freezer for herd of buffalo baked again came here baked again whew rly baked now nap time peace

 
 
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 11:27am
Braxstoner Says:

I had to fucking wake up and go to school.. but.. good thing my school is 100% on the computer!!
Teacher: DO YOUR WORK!
Me: okay...okay.. jeez....(badmitch.com) ;D