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5 second rule

Submitted by KoalaBike on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:07pm

(food hits the floor)
Germs: get it get it!
King Germ : No... we must wait five seconds ... its the rule

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Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:11pm

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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:28pm

Cartoonhigh Says:

that just made my day

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:54pm

Bruce_Lee Says:

5 second rule for sex. If I'm not done if 5 seconds you're not hot enough. Personal best.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:00pm

MoLTReZ Says:

Germs: King King ... Sir it's wet ...

King Germ: Hurry my children!!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 7:54am

SmokeRaines Says:

http://youtu.be/Zi7tm34iXU4 check me out and let me know ehre your from in a comment if you really smoke weed

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:06pm

Kush.Kush.Kush. Says:

lovin it

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:20pm

mybluntyourface Says:

The unwritten code of germs

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:01pm

Kniphofia Says:

Mybluntyourface not pissed over a stolen highdea? This is madness!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:55pm

mybluntyourface Says:

confoooorm maaaan

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:57am

idontsmokejk Says:

hes a changed man (:

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:34pm

DdrewQquinton Says:

this is awesome

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:51pm

Brenbuscus Says:

glad to know the king germ is fair.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:58pm

PetSounds Says:

I just laughed my ass off

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:27pm

ThatPorchSmoker Says:

This is the best thing I've seen on this site in weeks

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:52pm

AlpacaSmoke Says:

Thank you for making my day

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:52pm

MissChief Says:

Well said friend.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:53am

manonthemoon07 Says:

that's awesome. kudos to you

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:15am

TheThunderChief Says:

1.... 2.... 3....4....
(picks up food off ground)
king germ: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=so+close+guy&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4GGHP_...

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:37pm

Cartoonhigh Says:

ahahhahaa

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:04pm

TheThunderChief Says:

I fucking love your picture. absotively fucing love it.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:00am

killamanjaro Says:

Yea, funny, but at least give credit if youre going to post unoriginal shit

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 3:11am

Tylerdurden88 Says:

Is this unorginal? I've never seen it before.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:16am

ej6rodriguez Says:

ive never seen this before either but this shit if fucking hilarious! i havent laughed this much in years!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:17am

TheGinger1995 Says:

I litterally had the same thing go through my head the other day!! I dropped a cookie and I pictured all these germs swarming around it waiting for the five seconds to pass and my friend and I did commentary for the germs after I picked the cookie up at four seconds :)

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:41pm

GRIFFIN Says:

This was tweeted by Will Ferrel like 2 weeks ago.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:34pm

Otherapist Says:

so thats why king germ was in a will ferrel-esque voice in my head x)

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:09pm

MetalasBalls Says:

Well, this was posted like two months ago.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:16pm

iStayBlowinOs. Says:

Fuck Will Ferrel ! I've seen him tweet shit from here ! Dudes a bitchnigga not giving credit to the people he took it from.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 6:18pm

Otherapist Says:

Will Ferrel goes on highdeas
i think thats tits.
I think it'd be tits-ier if he did give credit though,
but then again
quoting iStayBlowinOs., for example
not, John Johnson is a little yeeegh to me.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:03pm

StonedWizard96 Says:

lol I wonder if theres any anchorman germs....

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:53pm

thechiefer Says:

lol how old are u bro?

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 5:13pm

bonestoned Says:

he's 11, his mother is having an affair with mwah. but that's not suppose to be known.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:01pm

Magix Says:

read this sober laughed hard, Read this high laughed even harder. kudos bro

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:03am

Pipe_Weed Says:

8 more votes

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:22am

KushCakes Says:

I work at a restaurant and this is the king of all rules. Although it is unwritten, all cooks abide by it........
as long as our boss isn't in the room.

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:08am

ridezero Says:

im proud to say i gave you your 420th upvote!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:17am

ridezero Says:

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:45pm

danielson007 Says:

Research shows there is no difference if your food item has touched the floor 2 seconds compared to 6 seconds. Excluding the variables of how dirty the floor is, temperature, or if it is dry or wet. Regardless on the length of contact, you will get a transfer of bacteria. =/