(food hits the floor)
Germs: get it get it!
King Germ : No... we must wait five seconds ... its the rule

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Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:11pm


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Thu, 03/01/2012 - 1:28pm
 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:54pm
Bruce_Lee Says:

5 second rule for sex. If I'm not done if 5 seconds you're not hot enough. Personal best.

 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 6:00pm
MoLTReZ Says:

Germs: King King ... Sir it's wet ...

King Germ: Hurry my children!!

 
 
Mon, 12/03/2012 - 7:54am

http://youtu.be/Zi7tm34iXU4 check me out and let me know ehre your from in a comment if you really smoke weed

 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:06pm
 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:20pm
 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 6:01pm
Kniphofia Says:

Mybluntyourface not pissed over a stolen highdea? This is madness!

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:55pm
 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:57am
 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:34pm
 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:51pm
Brenbuscus Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 8:58pm
PetSounds Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:27pm

This is the best thing I've seen on this site in weeks

 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:52pm
Special-T Says:
 
 
Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:52pm
MissChief Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:53am
 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 1:15am
 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:37pm
 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 9:04pm

I fucking love your picture. absotively fucing love it.

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 2:00am

Yea, funny, but at least give credit if youre going to post unoriginal shit

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 3:11am

Is this unorginal? I've never seen it before.

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:16am

ive never seen this before either but this shit if fucking hilarious! i havent laughed this much in years!

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:17am

I litterally had the same thing go through my head the other day!! I dropped a cookie and I pictured all these germs swarming around it waiting for the five seconds to pass and my friend and I did commentary for the germs after I picked the cookie up at four seconds :)

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:41pm
GRIFFIN Says:

This was tweeted by Will Ferrel like 2 weeks ago.

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 4:09pm

Well, this was posted like two months ago.

 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 1:16pm

Fuck Will Ferrel ! I've seen him tweet shit from here ! Dudes a bitchnigga not giving credit to the people he took it from.

 
 
Wed, 05/02/2012 - 8:01pm
Magix Says:

read this sober laughed hard, Read this high laughed even harder. kudos bro

 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:03am
Pipe_Weed Says:
 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 2:22am
KushCakes Says:

I work at a restaurant and this is the king of all rules. Although it is unwritten, all cooks abide by it........
as long as our boss isn't in the room.

 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:08am
ridezero Says:

im proud to say i gave you your 420th upvote!

 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 3:17am
ridezero Says:
 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 12:45pm

Research shows there is no difference if your food item has touched the floor 2 seconds compared to 6 seconds. Excluding the variables of how dirty the floor is, temperature, or if it is dry or wet. Regardless on the length of contact, you will get a transfer of bacteria. =/

 
 
Thu, 05/03/2012 - 4:46pm

So germs live under a monarchy? Inneresting *strokes beard*

 
 
Fri, 05/04/2012 - 8:25pm

Who just read the King's voice in an extremely deep godly voice? Like Morgan Freemans??!

 
 
Sat, 05/05/2012 - 1:01pm
Keyx Says:
 
 
Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:37am
_Duhhhlany Says:
 
 
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 4:40pm
jenny45 Says:

I just laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

 
 
Sat, 12/29/2012 - 12:21am
Big.Chief Says:
 
 
Wed, 01/16/2013 - 4:18pm

did anyone else read the germs' phrase in a squeaky voice, then read the king germs part in a deep voice ?

 
 
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:24am
oinkkush Says:
 
 
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:26pm
 
 
Thu, 03/07/2013 - 3:23am
oinkkush Says:

I read the king germ part with a very low, indian accent voice and the regular germs with high pitched annoying voices