(food hits the floor)
Germs: get it get it!
King Germ : No... we must wait five seconds ... its the rule
that just made my day
5 second rule for sex. If I'm not done if 5 seconds you're not hot enough. Personal best.
Germs: King King ... Sir it's wet ...
King Germ: Hurry my children!!
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The unwritten code of germs
Mybluntyourface not pissed over a stolen highdea? This is madness!
hes a changed man (:
this is awesome
glad to know the king germ is fair.
I just laughed my ass off
This is the best thing I've seen on this site in weeks
Thank you for making my day
Well said friend.
that's awesome. kudos to you
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(picks up food off ground)
king germ: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=so+close+guy&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1T4GGHP_...
I fucking love your picture. absotively fucing love it.
Yea, funny, but at least give credit if youre going to post unoriginal shit
Is this unorginal? I've never seen it before.
ive never seen this before either but this shit if fucking hilarious! i havent laughed this much in years!
I litterally had the same thing go through my head the other day!! I dropped a cookie and I pictured all these germs swarming around it waiting for the five seconds to pass and my friend and I did commentary for the germs after I picked the cookie up at four seconds :)
This was tweeted by Will Ferrel like 2 weeks ago.
Well, this was posted like two months ago.
Fuck Will Ferrel ! I've seen him tweet shit from here ! Dudes a bitchnigga not giving credit to the people he took it from.
read this sober laughed hard, Read this high laughed even harder. kudos bro
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I work at a restaurant and this is the king of all rules. Although it is unwritten, all cooks abide by it........
as long as our boss isn't in the room.
im proud to say i gave you your 420th upvote!
Research shows there is no difference if your food item has touched the floor 2 seconds compared to 6 seconds. Excluding the variables of how dirty the floor is, temperature, or if it is dry or wet. Regardless on the length of contact, you will get a transfer of bacteria. =/
So germs live under a monarchy? Inneresting *strokes beard*
Who just read the King's voice in an extremely deep godly voice? Like Morgan Freemans??!
Laughed too hard ar this one.
I just laughed for like 10 minutes straight.
did anyone else read the germs' phrase in a squeaky voice, then read the king germs part in a deep voice ?
I read the king germ part with a very low, indian accent voice and the regular germs with high pitched annoying voices