I recently realized that I started smoking weed sometime in may of 2001, so its the 10 year anniversary of me and Mary Jane! Its not easy smoking for 10 years, so I kind of made some "stoner laws" along the way. These are just some tools I use to guide me along:

1) Always have a drink with you, no matter what stoner journey you are going on. I kid you not guys, this saves lives. You dont wanna be "that guy" who forgets their drink on a hike smoke sesh, or even hot boxing down your street. I mean, ya you can go get a drink after you smoke, but why even risk getting the evil cotton mouth? Pre-planning saves the day folks.

2) Ive come to realize that after a 3 minute conversation with anyone, anywhere in the world, I can determine if they are cool enough to ask if they smoke. If you really think about it, you can really figure out if someone is cool and they can figure out if your cool pretty quickly. And even if they dont have weed, they probably know someone who does. I mean really, Who doesnt know someone with weed? Ive had such great adventures and smoked with some completely random/awesome people in the world because of this law.

3) its ok to do weird things when your stoned. Fuck what other people think. Its ok to love doing childish things when your high. Fuck what other people think.

4) Eat a snack before getting high. And after smoking, wait atleast half an hour before eating. Enjoy your high. Because once you eat, thats all your going to want to do (not that thats a bad thing. I love me some high eatin'! Dont you hate people that write a whole bunch of shit in parentheses? Parentheses are suppose to be for short statements, people).

5) Visine in the car at all times. No exceptions to this one.

6) When walking into your parents house late at night, your parents cant hear the door opening, or the creaks in the floor, when they are passed out cold at 3am. Even though in the silence of the night everything is FUCKING LOUD AS HELL. You are going to be fine, relax.

7) They will however hear you when you start cooking eggs on the grill, heating 2 burritos in the microwave, and putting shrimp in the oven, all at the same time. So when your walking in stoned at 3am with the munchies, be sure to stop somewhere and get some foods, than eat that shit in your room.

8) Everyone loves the guy/girl who always has fun toys in their car. I for instance have a basketball, football, and a hacky sack. In the summer time you gotta throw in the fold-able lawn chairs and speakers. Never know when you might wanna go to the beach.

9) Have your own music everywhere you go, no matter where you go to smoke. Fuck that radio noise mainstream garbage. Also dont forget your headphones.

10) enjoy roadtrips with friends to the fullest. Leave many hours earlier than when your suppose to, and stop and enjoy the world along the way. When me and my friends go camping, we stop and smoke 5 times on the way, whenever we see anything beautiful.

11) Dont hide your smoking from anyone(except your parents of course). If smoking really is a big part of your life, there is no reason to build any sort of relationship with lies from the begining. Also, they will find out, because, well we always smell like bud. Lies only solve problems for a short period of time, but lies only lead to eventual failures. You may never know how they truly feel about smoking, if you never tell them how you truly feel about smoking.

Peace, love and Marijuana to all.

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Comments

 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 2:57am
AllredEyes Says:

Read your tag... Fuck now I'm hungry to haha

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 3:17am

Haha very true mang. This is like some stoner commandments.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 4:47am
HighGuyRy Says:

DUDE im all about number 8. in the summer i always have roller blades, a basketball, a football, my hockey stick, a blanket, a case of gatorades, and tons of other shit. im always prepared for some fun mane

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 1:11pm
Generazio Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 8:45pm
Katherinea Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 8:51pm

Wish you could "favorite" a highDEA to save on your profile and read for later. Would totally do it with this one.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 8:54pm
mgmay2309 Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 8:58pm

If you're talking to me, I'm 17 right now. That's literally the most recent picture of me on my computer (from when I was 15). If not, everyone knows how old I am now!

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:00pm

yeah how old are you?? i hope that worrying about parents waking up was a thing of the past haha

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:06pm
yoinkie Says:

im 25. Yea, a few of these are things of the past, Im just putting them out there because they basically saved me when I use to live with my parents! Plus, most of the people on here are under 20, so Im just trying to help out the masses.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:09pm
 
 
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 4:45am

Im not so sure about some of the people on here, but you are genuinely one of the best contributors on this site. Its easy to see that you think out your highdeas and write honest insightful comments. Not sucking up or anything here just wanted to let you know what I think. If I am ever in the mid-west Ill make it my goal to smoke you out :) with some kush ( you are in the midwest right? hahaha)

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:01pm
ODOG14 Says:

dude thanks bro this is gonna help me a lot

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:03pm
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:05pm

dude i LOVE this entire list, but #3 is hands down my favorite.

i do the weirdest shit when i'm stoned but WHO CARES. do what you do and do it for yourself!

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:07pm
Brawla Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:09pm

you should honestly write a huge book full of stoner tips like these. i'll pre-order a copy :) i wouldn't of thought of half of these.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:13pm
yoinkie Says:

haha, dude I totally could. These are like the first 11 things that popped into my head. I was gonna write a bunch more, but than I remembered how everyone on here hates long highdea, so I 11 was good enough

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:14pm

it's all good bro haha keep up tha good highdea's!

 
 
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Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:15pm

I haven't even made it to my 1 year mark yet! I do vow to never give up though.....I will make to be a veteran smoker...you just wait and see :)

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:23pm
irocknight Says:

wow dude, this should be like a sign for everyone to buy! also, me and my friends have rule people may wanna add. If the person with weed doesnt ask if you want a hit, dont go and beg for it. If you dont have weed to match, you normally dont get any unless you made deals back for food and what not.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:41pm
Benga Says:
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:56pm

i thot this was gonna be about bin laden

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 9:57pm
 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:04pm
allfiredup Says:

Hahaha number six is spot on. So true.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:43pm

I love this, I've been smoking since my freshmen yr in high skool and I'm a junior now, I've pretty much been following these rules myself for 3 yrs, and I like to thik of myself as a veteran smoker even tho its only been 3 yrs I've pretty much at tha least smoked once a week, if not once a day... ive smoked with so many diff people and smoked so many different strains out of so many smoking devices that I feel like an accomplished smoker

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 11:07pm
Lefty Says:

Preach.

Someone should sticky this, or something.

 
 
Wed, 05/04/2011 - 11:53pm
iSpooky Says:

damn im so happy ijus got my car.the last makes me want to cry...because how true it is.

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:51am
 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 1:30am

Numero two is a favorite. You can almost ALWAYS tell.

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:33am
yoinkie Says:

haha, yes dude you can! Im glad im not the only one. Ive only once experienced someone who got offended when I asked them. It was weird, in London one night. Other than that, everytime ive asked anyone anywhere, it has either led to smoking weed, or just a good friendship/convo with a stranger

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 2:46am
melov3hi Says:

Wow, I just realized its been about 5 years since I first had my first hit...
Brings back good memories and still many many many more to come!
And # 10 & 11 all the way!

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 3:22pm

Number six made me laugh forever. I'm pretty sure we've all crept around trying to be silent and almost shit our pants with fear for every creak the floor or doors made hahahah.

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 3:43pm
IMBATMAN Says:

Love this I started in senior year of my high school, and look forward to my ten year.

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:00pm
highdrops Says:

if i started smoking 10 years ago, i feel like i wouldnt have known what i was doing.. because i would have been 6..

 
 
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 6:37pm
highbyme Says:
 
 
Mon, 05/09/2011 - 10:57am

bro in may 2001 i was hustling pokemon

 
 
Tue, 05/10/2011 - 4:04pm
Benson53 Says:

Happy 10 year anniversary man! I just started like 9 months ago, so i guess im still kind of a newbie but here's to a hopeful 10 more years for both of us!

 
 
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 4:07pm

accidentally downvoted... that's the only post by yoinkie that will ever be downvoted

 
 
Fri, 06/17/2011 - 4:18pm

Groovy man :) you know your a stoner when you can give so many helpful rules (Even if they state the obvious) cuz some people forget, or stop being careful or are too careful. When it comes to weed, if you really like it, it will always find a way back to you