1. have you ever played xbox for over ten minutes before realizing your tv was off?
2. do you often make giant nacho platters and forget where you put them?
3. have you ever gotten lost in your own house?
4. do you find yourself typing in your highdeas password into the microwave?
6. was your dealer so late that you decided to smoke the shake out of all your old bags?
7. did you not notice that there was no #5?
8. did you just look back to make sure that #7 was true?
9. are you shaking your head and smiling to yourself right now?

yes sir. you are too baked.

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Comments

 
Wed, 02/02/2011 - 11:53am

are you a wizard???
also i have never done 1-4

 
 
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:02pm

1-4 are just plain stupid
7-9 are rehashed from facebook-type shit.
6 is the only one I can relate too, and even then it's that I'm not baked enough so i have to pregame with resin.

Sorry Bazhooka Joe, but this deserves a downvote.

 
 
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 7:31pm
Kniphofia Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 3:55pm
bigshroom Says:

naah, man! I mean, I agree with everything you said, but a downvote? c'mon, man you won't downvote someone's idea or whatever just because... anything. downvote is only good for spammers.

 
 
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:57pm

i wish i could downvote it twice. its an awful highdea.

 
 
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:57pm

Downvotes are for bad highdeas. You're allowed to have an opinion, you should start voicing it.

 
 
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 8:36pm
 
 
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 4:07pm
NealyOyo Says:

I went back and looked at five twice because of your comment.

 
 
Wed, 02/02/2011 - 1:04pm
 
 
Mon, 11/05/2012 - 5:57pm

Take it easy dude, we're all friends here.

 
 
Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:58pm
mitch51 Says:

The weighted companion cube is right!!!!!!!! I didn't want to put you in that furnis but I had to or else the game wouldn't continue. I am sorry companion cube.

 
 
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 6:13pm

I love your picture, mitch51. It made me smile from ear to ear.

 
 
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 8:38pm
 
 
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 9:38pm
HighPurr Says:
 
 
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 4:25am
Cnoely Says:
 
 
Wed, 02/09/2011 - 7:39am
No.i.d Says:
 
 
Wed, 02/16/2011 - 9:33pm
Flat_bunt Says:

i got something like this in a forward text. at least u changed it up a little

 
 
Sat, 03/05/2011 - 8:33pm
Dekim Says:
 
 
Sun, 11/11/2012 - 5:26am
 
 
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 5:18am

This is kind of stupid, how do you think your playing xbox when your tv is off......unless.......im not smoking enough weed.....Time to talk to Joe about letting me into the Evidence room!

 
 
Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:14am
meowow Says:

*2 years later*
"..... Oh, there are those nachos!"

 
 
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 6:34am

I never noticed there were numbers until you brought it up in #7 lol

 
 
Sun, 12/02/2012 - 6:23pm
Lucy_Bong Says:

got me on 5 outta 9 umm... or 8 i guess

 
 
Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:40am
cflakk1 Says:

There is no such thing as too baked, sir. Unless if you have to work or do something important.

 
 
Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:06pm

if you play an xbox with no tv on and think ur microwave is a computer, then please hook me up with 2 of what your smokin, cuz it aint weed. but for real though bro in all seriousness your giving stoners kind of a bad rep here. you make us look mentally retarded. sorry if im being an asshole, i like a good stoner joke as much as the next guy but this is part of the reason marijuana isnt legal. people really think smokin makes you dumb enough to actually confuse your microwave with a computer. i know its just supose to be funny and im making a big deal but stoners like this just bother the shit piss outta me. if you cant handle your shit dont take a hit. that simple. (and on a side note if i were to smoke all the shake outta old baggys i had laying around cuz my dealers late i wouldnt be too baked...i wouldnt be baked enough)

 
 
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 5:04pm
StupidName Says:
 
 
Thu, 03/14/2013 - 6:34am
Twitler Says:

#s 1 - 4, no this has never happened to me because I don't snort angel dust.

7, 8 and 9 remind me of some Facebook posts people would do, really dumb.

#6 though.. yeah that shit has happened to me. But not because I was too baked. In fact, because i was actually the complete opposite.

 
 
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 4:04pm

We made pretty much the exact same comment, I like the way you think Twitler..

 
 
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 6:15am
Twitler Says:

Damn bro i just realized that ahah! Thats insane, GET OUT OF MY HEAD

 
 
Sat, 03/16/2013 - 7:34pm

Great list man! #1 reminds me of grandmas boy where he does that with the monkey

 
 
Sun, 03/17/2013 - 6:06pm

Anyone on earth: "are you too high? "

My response every fucking time: "you can never be to high"

 
 
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 4:22pm
MrFeelgood Says:

1.) No, but i've played Xbox for 20 minutes before realizing i dont even own an xbox
2.) All the time
3.) Yes, and its a studio apartment. It literally has 2 rooms.
4.) I find it makes the food extra delicious
6.) buddy, i've picked bits of weed off the floor when i was fiendin
7.) There is no 5. there is only Zuul.
8.) What?
9.) I'm sorry, i dont really know whats going on anymore.

 
 
Mon, 03/18/2013 - 10:15pm
BongBong Says:

Have you ever found yourself standing at the top of your stairs not remembering if you were about to go down or just came up?

 
 
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 4:05pm

Well, this is one test i'm glad I failed.

 
 
Tue, 03/19/2013 - 10:39pm
EndSeeker Says:

i would be even more baked if i didn't click here to show up for the test

 
 
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 7:48am
 
 
Wed, 03/20/2013 - 9:36pm
every1lies Says:

Nah you know your high when you play Xbox for more than an hour without blinking, then you realize you still wernt doing that good and you were trying way to damn hard to kill them basterds on COD

 
 
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:38pm

I'm actually offended by this. This makes stoners look dumb.

 
 
Thu, 03/21/2013 - 11:00pm
 
 
Fri, 03/22/2013 - 6:49am

I red this before somewhere on fb. You just changed some words. Being unoriginal does deserve a downvote. At least give the person or site, credit

 
 
Mon, 03/25/2013 - 10:58am
 
 
Sat, 04/20/2013 - 6:53pm

Oh the last three are so true! It just happened to me