muffin man.
i wonder if the muffin man was also a dope man. i wonder if the customer has some sort of facial movement to signal the muffin man to slip in some grass. i guess making baked goods doesnt pay the bills, so he puts weed in the muffins and such so the drury lane police dont come and steal his shit. oh muffin man, how you pleasure our bodies and minds with your delicious muffintastic pot. i also guess thats how pot brownies originated.
does he have a wife?
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you lost me after the facial movements. either im too high to understand the rest of it or not high enough...
or maybe im too high for you to comprehend what im saying, or im not high enough to make sense
I know the muffin man. He used to invite me into his cellar for a muffin every once in a while for a muffin... but for some reason, I wasn't supposed to tell anybody... lmao
im with stupid
My old dealer made the best muffins, two of those and you were straight for an entire day. Needless to say, I called him the muffin man.
that is honestly the funniest thing i have heard in about a month
why thank you
yeah man, she's married to the muffin man. She takes his calls. You call up the muffin man and she's the one that picks up.
lol thats why everyone wants to find him!
yo, do you know the muffin man?
ya man.
'yo where is he at?
ah shit man, he lives over on drurie lane, son!
aiight[ peace man
ahaha nice
everyone who sees this add me as a freind
I said this out loud to my best friend and I sounded like a newscaster. It was fucking hilarious. XD
lol cool
pretty soon, muffins are gonna become really popular and we're gonna be passing a muffin instead of a joint. haha that would kickass.