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microwave master

my boyfriend is the microwave master. every time we get stoned we have to nuke our munchie food (i live in a dorm and don't have a kitchen) and he always puts just the right amount of time so that it's perfect!

awesome. :D

Submitted by: pinkdis0rder 17 weeks 2 days ago – Made popular 17 weeks 2 days ago
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Have you heard of directions?? Its on the back of the box usually fyi

Your just high so everything seems better...c'mon man, that's immature shit. Everyone knows that. Stay sober and test him...you can even smoke him out if you think it helps as long as you stay sober. Then give him shit normal people wouldn't know how to microwave...like chicken or baked potato or tin foil. Trust me...it won't seem so amazing anymore.

thats exactly what i mean tho...i'm not talking about boxed microwave food, i'm talking about random shit like reheated restaurant food..burgers, chicken, potatoes whatever... he always heats it up so it tastes fresh, not like cardboardey crap. :P mind=blown the first time.

I think your just one hungry person so anything taste good. watch yourself big girl

He just microwaves things a lot...it doesn't taste fresh but as long as its not complete crap being fucked up takes care of the rest. You think it seems fresh because everything tastes better high. Go to the restaurant you got the stuff from while high and I promise you your mind will be blown because you didn't know things could taste even fresher than fresh.

Just because Floyd sounds better high doesn't mean your boyfriend knows some trick for how to put the CD in...

aww sounds like someone needs another hit! party pooper

Your just pissed cause I'm right.