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all my life (well most of what counts anyways)

i started workin at dominos when i was 17, allready a big stoner, now im 24 and work at pizza hut and their basically the same routine, so i thought i had the perfect job right ? exactly, well maybe not dominos to be exact, but any pizza chain that delivers. to be a delivery guy is the bomb. drive around all night and do nothing else but get stoned and listin to killer ass music in your truck (or whatever p.o.s. you drive) ... on top of all that fun stuff you get paid !! TIPPS TOO !! and being a delivery guy, i kmow all about wicked ass cool tips, such as money of course, pot, beer, liquor, naked girls at the door, the list goes on and on. im too high to remember everything ...
man, im hungry ...
anyways, god bless the local pizza delivery guys.
p.s.
it has been my experiance to say that they best tip for someone in my position is just a couple of bucks and a few hits off whatever you was smokin when ya called and orderd your shit...

Submitted by: mohr_less 21 weeks 3 days ago – Made popular 16 weeks 13 hours ago
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fuck yeah man!

Gave my pizza dude a bong rip earlier, I didn't have any cash. Happy mother fucker.

hell yea man. i have delivered pizzas before and it is the best job in the world. and yea tips are the shit. i smoked some of the best weed as tips when i was a driver. i have ppl give me nugs. bottles of liquor and yes i got a lil pussy as a tip once. and i smoked up some of my favorite delivery drivers that deliver 2 me. they just love u after words.

Blaze Allday, Everyday :P

Awesome post, Dude! totally made me smile :)

I was also a delivery driver once. I thought it was freaking awesome. Plus my buddy and I figured out how to make an extra 50 a night. after the order is placed and the labels are printed, go back in and add coupons to the order. anything will help, a few bucks more per order adds up. plus they'll never know, as long as you don't get greedy. Never give percentage discounts or delete products off the order. that's how my buddy got caught. As long as you stick to coupons you'll be okay. Oh, and don't forget to grab the new labels that print off.

Now that I think about it, this seems like a pretty great job! I'm 15, I should look into this.

Hell ya! I've worked at the P hut before and most the employees are stoners. Its awesome. Nicest group of people ever!

daaamn son im doin that when i can drive haha how can ppl think its a lame job??

Pizza Delivery was actually the bomb, it was a really fun job and the crew I worked with was sick. Of course, it is still a job, there are sucky times, and driving can get a little stressful on a Friday night. But you've got your tunes, and the feeling you get after delivering a pizza within 2 minutes of it's deadline is bomb. It's a sick job, pizza every night for dinner.