So last summer me and a gaggle of goons were smoking at my friends house. His mom used to be a huge pothead and still smokes sometimes, so naturally she provides us with a safe place to smoke. On one nice summer eve we had just finished blazing a million blunts and his mom was making us tons of food. She sent out this bowl of, what looked like cookies, to the table amongst the mass amount of other food. Of course we all munched hard on them and everyone got quiet looked at them and collectively agreed these were the worst cookies ever created. Just then my friends mom steps out on the deck laughing her ass off. We are all confused as hell. She had filled a bowl with dog biscuits because she knew we would eat them. Bitch! haha

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Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:36am


Comments

 
Sun, 03/06/2011 - 8:28pm

I liked this because you said gaggle of goons and that made me chuckle.

 
 
Sun, 03/06/2011 - 8:32pm
po-thead Says:

my mom did that to me the first time i smoked.

 
 
Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:44pm
GreenGame Says:
 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:13am

Your mom belongs in hell for birthing a demon spawn such as yourself.

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 6:50am
 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:34am

justin beiber doesn't go to school. enough trying so hard with the perfect grammar.

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:39am

says the guy who has a highdea titled 'do we really need schooling?'.

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:11pm
 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:57pm

coming from the guy who wears a purity ring, faggot

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:02pm

Hey...Scrappy, Beiber......smoke somethin'. =)

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 8:57pm

sorry, was just in a bad mood because of the biscuit issue...my apoligies

 
 
Sun, 03/06/2011 - 8:36pm
robear9 Says:

Gaggle of goons makes this the most important highdea i've seen. Plus, it's an awesome story. 5 gold merits for you good sir.

 
 
Mon, 03/07/2011 - 3:42pm
GreenGame Says:

hahah who doesn't like chillin' with a gaggle of goons....alliterations are my fav :D

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:21am
TrollJizz Says:

Grandma got gang raped by a gaggle of gorgeous goons in the garden. Sowed some seeds in that slut like spaghetti squash in the summertime!
Alliterations are so fun haha

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:17pm

Thanks for that image. Asshole.

I upvoted only because it was clever.

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:54am

haha, that's awesome! at least y'all stopped eating them and agreed they were gross and didn't keep eatin them!

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:44am

wtf i knew i some of my biscuits were missing. what a bitch

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:19am
portlund8 Says:

all of that? that was a paragraph. a short paragraph. oh sorry, this is probably getting too long for you, ill just stop typing now

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:19pm
 
 
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 6:10am
portlund8 Says:
 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:55am
 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:04am

thats saying alot if all u guys were blazed as fuck

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:12pm
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Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:48pm
Daddydank Says:

Dude that sucks. haha. A few weeks ago the whole squad was at my friend daniels house and we smoked 10 grams in 2 hours. Then we go upstairs and daniel's mom made us some bomb ass fried catfish and fries. That was the greatest meal I've ever had:).

 
 
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:43pm
stoners101 Says:

you have no idea... i thought you were gonna say they were pot brownies and i just thought oh. shit. lol

 
 
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:09am

Damn why would she do that!! When I'm older I'm gonna be like her except make the kids magnificent food all the time while their high, I'm gonna be a great grandmother!

 
 
Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:20pm
caufinator Says:

dude when i was younger i used to love dog biscuits, like milkbones. i would take one and give half to my dog, half for me. hehe