Why is it you rarely meet girls who smoke mad weed, roll perfect blunts, and can make sick pieces?

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Wed, 04/15/2015 - 9:02pm


Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:56pm

Because there are only a few hand fulls of us.
"Roger That"

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 3:37pm

I am a professional glass blower that rolls perfect blunts.. We're out there you just have to find us ; )
I'm addicted to this remix called Bud Butter! https://youtu.be/TSOFn9Kh87Q

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 4:57pm
lil_nuggz Says:
Sat, 04/25/2015 - 4:33am
TenaciousD Says:
Mon, 05/11/2015 - 5:37am
gooningoon Says:

witty thought, but delivery was all wrong

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 5:37pm

Ima girl and I smoke fatter than all of you =p

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 5:39pm
Str8g26 Says:

I cant make sick ass pieces but I smoke mad weed and have been known to roll amazing blunts ; )

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 6:58pm

I think about this allll the time because I'm one of those girls, and I never meet any like me. it's sad :(

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 5:55pm
Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:02pm

Really? come on buddy think about it for a second. why would the terms eating and girls be in the same sentence... hmmmmmm

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Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:13pm
KillahKoba Says:
Sat, 04/25/2015 - 4:36am
TenaciousD Says:

Yes, I agree. That's why I'm a lesbian.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 8:27am

because a woman's place is in the kitchen!!

hahaha kidding....I am a woman, I just couldn't resist

Sat, 09/20/2014 - 8:30pm

we really aren't that rare were just sneaky. All my good girlfriends smoke, in fact i'm to go have a weedy girls night with them right now. You just have to know how to find us ;)

Sat, 04/04/2015 - 12:19am
SilverFang Says:

Thank god someone said it. Almost every single girl that I hang out with smokes pot all the time (other than the one that just had a baby). The thing is, we're all either smart enough to hide it when we're high in public, or we just don't go into public high. You have to find the first girl, and then you will eventually meet her friends, who will have even more stoner friends. It's a magical chain, in which every stoner girl will eventually lead you to every other stoner girl. 6 degrees of separation or some shit.

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 8:39pm
crash13 Says:

OK then...How do guys find a nice stoner girl if we don't know how to find them?? That's the catch-22 situation that we're trying to get answered in this question, lol

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 4:14am

Because your not going where the stoner chicks are at. I have a whole highdea about this. You act like stoner chicks are a unicorn, but they are everywhere. My girl is one and I could hook you up, if your a good guy, no problem. I have many female friends who are stoners, and most are single and looking. But remember just because a female smokes weed does not mean they will instantly love you, or even like you. Stoner chicks are women, your going to have to work for a relationship like any other woman.

If you want quick easy sex, get you a drunk girl, if you want an amazing, extra pationate relationship, persue a stoner chick. Good luck to you.

Sat, 04/04/2015 - 1:08am

Why does any of that have to do with gender? Almost everyone I smoke with (including my awesome self) are women and can roll and make some awesomely creative pieces. And one of my main bitches is the rollin' QUEEN.
Best I've seen actually.
I mean, I'm not trying to be a shrew or bust anyone's balls or anything but, come on people.. it's 2015.. gender stereotyping really grinds my gears!
I'm about to make a highdea about this. So, actually, thank you kind sir! You have inspired me :D

Again- Not trying to come across as anything. Just trying to spread some love and appreciation for my ladies.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 12:19pm
Tue, 04/07/2015 - 12:37pm
Thu, 04/09/2015 - 8:59am

Yes I'm sure all you girls are chill, that's why you on here. We should make a website or app for stoners to meet up with

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 7:43pm
Piwi Says:

dudes i ran out of food ... now i need to walk to the kicken xD >-<

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 10:29pm
ErynAries Says:
Sun, 04/12/2015 - 2:21am
S-aint Says:

We are honestly everywhere. Where I live most stoner chicks are just whores though sadly enough. So around here girls sort of keep it private. I don't, I honestly couldn't give a fuck less what they think about me. Everyone knows I'm a stoner and proud!

Mon, 04/13/2015 - 10:22am

my girlfriends and I smoke all the time and when I smoke with anyone I make them food and then we chill and watch a movie or go to the beach but I would rather smoke with my guy friends cause they don't bring up relationship problems after you get done smoking lol

Tue, 04/14/2015 - 4:58am

i ask myself that same question often

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 8:04pm

I, being a stoner chick, can honestly say that I know quite a few of us. Know how many I know that are chill it's quite different than how many I know. I'm chill as shit and all my stoner buddies have dicks. I'll get blazed, sit around on the couch half naked eating Cheetos playing Call of Duty, when all my female friends wanna get high and do their nails or something. The answer to your question is there are more chicks that smoke weed then you know, just not many are cool enough to acknowledge.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 1:43am

cause shes with me ;) smokin and chillin, vibin and lettin the music take us away. ..... duh ...

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 3:28pm

Because they are all paranoid recluses!

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 4:46am
TenaciousD Says:

Too true, dok! I don't party with others. I just hang with my sis who is also a StonerChick.

Wed, 04/22/2015 - 4:46pm

Just follow the smoke trail,, you'll find them....

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 5:46am
Bud_Gurl Says:

i'm a stoner chic from Nairobi, Kenya..we're even fewer here so to compensate, i have perfected the art of rolling j's and errthang else Weed because when you go toke up with the guys they don't give you the respect you deserve and easily dismiss you as a random chic who wants to get high so i usually just show up(with my own sick ass weed), say hi, find a corner, sit down quietly and start rolling up..singing the 'wait for ittt...' song and for sure not even a minute go by and everyone is like whoa..i never met a chic who can roll up..i just roll my eyes and say 'stfu and pass the lighter YOUNG'UN,let the Gurus teach you whatitdo..'

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 5:40am
gooningoon Says:

sorry for stereotyping but i read this in the thickest south african accent and it was hilarious

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 4:32am
TenaciousD Says:

Oh Yay!! Another StonerChick sighDEA.

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 7:27am

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Sun, 04/26/2015 - 8:31pm
crash13 Says:

Stoner chicks are like a rare unicorn. Every girlfriend I ever had was totally against weed and thinks stoners are lazy idiots, so it always sucked because I couldn't fully be myself in front of them.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 8:24am

A stoner couple is terrible together, like the weed is the only thing holding them together. My dude doesn't smoke, knows I do, and its all good. Every now and then I can convince him to get high and it super fun for both of us!

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Fri, 05/29/2015 - 8:21am

my question is...why are blunts so popular? I'd prefer a joint any day

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 7:06pm

Because when one is found it gets married

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 5:57pm
HawtHaley Says:

we're all inside. smoking. not going out. lmao

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Fri, 07/31/2015 - 3:18pm

lol, I blaze it with my dinosaur and use a sick piece I made.

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Tue, 10/20/2015 - 12:09am

It's not rare. Lady stoners exist everywhere. If you aren't smoking with any it isn't because they are rare. My circle is mostly female and in my life I have shared more weed with the opposite gender than with my gender. I felt like male stoners were more rare in my starting days. It just buckles down to who you hang out with more because that's who you usually end up toking with.

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