Don't you hate it when...
You get really high at night and people are sleeping, and you go out to the Kitchen being quiet as possible but it just seems like everything you do is amplified by like, 1000. I just tried opening a bag of chips and I swear it sounded like a fucking earthquake.
-sigh-
...At least I got my chips =D
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yea thats gay
what kinda chips tho??
Hot Cheetos! Haha
yes that's awful, chip bags are the worst... also, toilets
also if you put them up to your ears and scrunch them it sounds like an air raid from WWII is going off in your house~!!
yea toilets suck. especially in the morning when its really really cold and you have to sit on it. Thats Crazy!
I want some Doritos really bad now...
you think that's bad, try cooking shit in the microwave! it's like a fucking nuclear bomb is going off!
"I'm diverse. I save the world second, and I get high first."
Yeah, especially if it's a button one, not a turn knob. They should make microwaves with a silent button.
im always so afraid of the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
cuz i know ill forget about it, cuz im rly high
thats the worst thing ever. and coming home when youre high as fuck and everyone is sleeping
hahah thats funny.
it has happen to me befor, i was home high, fkn starving when i thought it would be a pretty good idea to make some eggs...
turns out it wasn't a good idea.
haha tht happened to me me and my sister smoked a fat blunt yesterday at like 2 in the monring and when we went for food the entire time it was just holy shit holy shit moms gonna wake up but once i got my cheese doodles it was an ill high
yes! this just happened to me! i was trying to open a cabinet to grab a glass and i swear to god the sound it made sounded like the house was about to collapse
MY GOD i know this feeling inside and out! i remember being like a little kid and waking up on saturday morning at like 5 am so we could play SNES until the parents woke up and kicked us outside. The problem though is they slept like right beside the room with the tv and their door was always open so we had to like creeeep past their room and creeeeep over to the tv then TURNITONREALLYQUICK ANDPRESSMUTE! so no sound gets made. awwwww yea earlly morning games followed by delicious pancakes
tl;dr
fuck i love pancakes
all of thee above has and or will happen to ever stoner
this happens to my boyfrriend and i whenever we get stoned and go back to his place, especially cause his parents are totally against them smokin weed. its scary hahaha.
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haha my parents room is right next to the kitchen and it was like 2:30am and i was stoned as hell and had to pretty much tip toe past their room and i go to get the gallon milk jug out of the fridge, slips right out of my hand in mid stride pulling it out of the fridge (didn't bust though). so i freak out, put it back in the fridge and walk fast as hell back to my room. i get back to my room and I'm like wait, why the fuck did i come back to my room with nothing.
I think that its the worst when you're trying to get stoned all stealthy style in your room..or whatever and then you begin to cough hella badly, now that sucks!
LMFAOO! dude so truee. I would sneak out for a bowl outside, coming back in sneakin in was the loudest task ever.
kitchens are bad too. xD Lovee itt
woah dudeee, ripTer!
one time as i was going back in the house i forgot about closing the door quietly so it sounded like it slammed......i was pissed.
Yeah man i try to cook a pizza and when the oven beeps to tell me that its heated up sounded like a 50. cal sniper went off next to my face
opening soda cans, man.. the fucking worst.
dude your so right
nothing worse than the bullshit plastic containers they put baked goods or cookies in from the super mkt.
crinkle fukn crinkle! just wanted a cookie dude!
Fuckkk you're right! Haha
Opening the fridge while it's running is like opening a very loud portal into a fucking 600 mph blizzard.
A-FUCKIN-MEN
I just got munchies and had the same exact thought! you are reading my mind!
Haha...Greatly high minds think alike! =P
hahahaha i love this. and it's always at this time when everything you walk by you bang into. it just sounds like a fucking explosion. and of course there's always that one creak on the stairs
That always happens to me!!
i hate it when i go on my computer after smoking a fat ball of hash, my computer chair creaks every time i move a muscle, so i try and move and type as slow as possible
ive done that man.
even typing seems loud! hahaa
I got chips and salsa high beforee! :P
So Baked Lays is using this new bag that has some recycled material and is HANDS DOWN the loudest bag ever created! WTF Lays!
Also, we have this grandfather clock that dings 12 times at midnight and I use it as cover every night for getting outside to toke up. Prreeetty sweet
im still not sure if i am actually louder when im high, or does it just seem like im louder
Haha, that question tortures me! I don't think i'll ever find out lol.
my stairs are quiet when i go up but it sounds like hell is opening up underneath when i come down. it always scras me and i end up making soo much noise
dude you're so right! but you're lucky. for me, instead of a bag of chips, sometimes i'm in the mood for something really hearty for my munchies, like a bowl of chili. in which case, i'd have to microwave it at 2am and advertise loudly to my roommates how much of a stoner i really am.
The worst is trying to get ice out of its tray. The sound seems to bounce off every surface.
im pretty high right now... and i read a post about trying to be quiet when ur up latye and everythitng sounds reallly loud anyway, i was gonna say that the new sunchips bags are the loudest bags ever... and you sould avoid them if possible. the end.
Especially the microwave...opening and closing the door is so loud, then it's like blasting sound for 45 seconds or however long your burrito takes....
This post and all the comments are like the best things ever. Everything is so true!
Dude, my friend and I were making pot cookies the other day, but some people came to use the kitchen when we were there so we had to prep the weed for the cookies in the bathroom... don't ever go to like a school bathroom when you're high. Automated towel dispenser, automated flushing, automated sinks. You're not ready for any of it. The flippin towel thing like shakes the whole room, and the toilet opens up like a black hole. Then, just when you think the world is about to end, the sink comes on and you can't hear anything anymore. You just wanna die or get the hell out of there. Screw automated stuff.