As science gets better, I really eventually want to be able to eat grass. Like a horse. All we need is for our appendix to work, right? I would love to go to work and be like "oh, i forgot my lunch" then go graze on some grass outside. Going to farms and walking up to a horse, start grazing and be like "sup horse" but the horse is like "man get the fuck out of here this is my grass you can go anywhere man but im stuck in this fence man" and ill be surprise by how much of a jerk the horse is. You can't really blame him though due to his circumstance.

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Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:36pm

you sir, will one day end world hunger

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Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:12pm
bernie724 Says:

No that will not do it, you need the ability to eat sand.

 
 
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 2:09am

No thanks, I'll stick to hamburgers, etc.
Wouldn't want to have to deal with rude horses and such.

 
 
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:10am
 
 
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:37pm
nowfal Says:

+1 for the conversation with the horse, hahaha lol

 
 
Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:48pm
KADIWAMPUS Says:

nah, that would be reverse evolution. good way to cure world hunger/munchies but a great way for people to become stupid. Grass=very little nutritional. Cows stomachs are huge and numerous to be able to squeeze value out of a high fibrous high quantity-low value food.
Think historically: can you find any vegetarian animal that displays curiosity? Vegetarian animals are travel in groups/packs/herds they are stupid and would follow the group off a cliff, they are prey. Now, compare your answer to a meat eater's curiosity, aggressiveness, brain power. There is a reason behind the digression. Diet . Smart creatures eat meat, smart creatures are predators.

 
 
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:10am

whens the last time you killed your own food?
never, i'm assuming. or maybe a few times if you're a hunter and you have a bunch of technology to help you kill.
so it looks like you'd be another stupid grass-eating animal if it weren't for your grocery store, doesn't it?

not like cows have claws or the ability to fight, much less sharp teeth for tearing meat.

and i can think of at least 10 herbivorous animals that don't travel in packs, and countless carnivorous animals that do. and just about any animal would not follow another of its kind off of a cliff simply out of stupidity. ants won't even do that..

 
 
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 2:17am
KADIWAMPUS Says:

Wow, you can make a lot of assumptions cant you?
In fact i have killed my own food, many times. And in fact, i am also a meat cutter. And yes, i have used technology for this purpose. But isn't that the point of evolution? We do not have claws/fangs,etc. because we have developed an alternative, more superior adaptation. Our brain, you dumb @$$, through evolution humans began to eat foods that of high value for our body. We no longer needed the excessive organ structure to process low value foods such as grass. This high value food (meat) initiated and sustained the growth and development of the modern human brain. This brain developed tools and everything in the world surrounding you. So, maybe you dont appreciate our progress and would prefer to spend your life grazing, while from the fringe of the trees your death has already been planned.
This:"not like cows have claws or the ability to fight, much less sharp teeth for tearing meat." makes no sense. Also, would an ant actually fall off a cliff? Maybe you should think before you write. Or maybe you dont like to use your brain and are just another grass-eating idiot socialist.

 
 
Wed, 05/06/2009 - 4:58am

really not gonna bother going through that horrible grammatically incorrect stuff.
but based on how incapable you are of forming a sentence that makes sense, i'm gonna go ahead and say that eating meat doesn't make you smart, mr meatcutter

 
 
Mon, 07/20/2009 - 2:19am

dude, that was so amazing, laughing so hard right now

 
 
Fri, 08/07/2009 - 2:12pm

Ha I am so glad I blazed and got on highdeas today instead of working out. Brilliant.

 
 
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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:19pm
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Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:17pm
schloozyp Says:

i like your diving into horse psychology

 
 
Thu, 10/29/2009 - 9:28pm
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Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:50pm
Canofbees Says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sup horse ¬_¬

 
 
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