42 virgins
so here's what i've decided:
when I die, i'd much rather have 42 slushies than 42 virgins.
I mean, slushies are so much more delicious and enjoyable than virgins.
someone should change that.
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everyone needs to be eating slushies/ drinking slushies...(?) when they're blazed.
im pretty sure its 72 vergins, but I agree with ya
hmm, it is 72.
sorry.
it doesn't matter, the idea makes up for it
Are you gay.? Have oyu ever stuck you dick in a slushee..NOT FUN!!!. Have you ever got your dick sucked stoned?? AMAZING!!!! I can understand a few slushees tho. And some hot pockets!!!
mannn your in heaven you can have a bottom less slushie with the 72 virgins
mmmm slushies....back to the virgins though, i would totally take 1 sexy ass slut (disease free) over 72 virgins, ever been with a virgin?
yeah...and it sucked for her.. I wasnt the one gettin stretched.hahahahahahahahahahaaha. Id choose to have Megan Fox, A 7/11 store..always stocked. and a wal mart
i have a better idea 36 virgins and 36 slushees
What remix said, most definitely. Or a porn star that's new to the business so she isn't so lose you can stick your head up her vag.
And fuck Wal-Mart, I'd just take the 7/11.
instead of the walmart idea i would put a chinese buffet place.
ooooooo i got the munchies sooo bbaaaddd DDD;
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
are you gay?
I'd go with Elisha Cuthbert on a raft floating in a pool of blue slushie
alright i got it.... 72 blunts!
1 never ending blunt, 1 never ending slushy, and 70 hot bitches (variety is good). or what xtrap said + blunts, thats fucken legit.
42 virgins would last waaaaaaaay longer than 42 slushies. 41 would probably be melted by the time you savored the first one. bad idea
dude virgins arent even good in bed....i mean theyre tight but ive had chicks that arent virgins that were tighter than virgins....and since they had expierience, it...was...amazing. =]
i still think 72 virgins would be better than banging 72 slushies dude
How old are you? slushies instead of virgins? That's retarded...its fucking heaven dude, everyone knows that the 72 virgins are going to taste like slushy anyway.
anyway they got the translation fucked up it isnt 72 virgins its 19 and a half crystal clear raisins and a beanbag chair
hahaha fucking awesome
slushies would be good, but i always get a stomach ache after like 2 or 3 of them, i really like virgins tho, tight vaginas are the best =D