i wonder if the muffin man was also a dope man. i wonder if the customer has some sort of facial movement to signal the muffin man to slip in some grass. i guess making baked goods doesnt pay the bills, so he puts weed in the muffins and such so the drury lane police dont come and steal his shit. oh muffin man, how you pleasure our bodies and minds with your delicious muffintastic pot. i also guess thats how pot brownies originated.

does he have a wife?

I don't know what It is, but when me and my friends get high we have the strangest cravings for all things asian. Seriously Teryaki sauce+ basically anything is a masterpeice.
May It's because we're girls, but does anyone else have the insane lust for asian food?

So if you're out camping and you have a stash of munchies in your tent and in the morning you get attacked by animals; Would lighting up another bowl scare the fuckers away? ...cause of the smoke?

One frosted animal cracker put peanut butter on it mush it with another frosted animal cracker and a successful treat

When I was a kid if we didn't have any bread but I wanted a sandwich, then I would get sandwich meat, cheese and veggies then wrap it all in a big piece of lettuce. Great food for the munchies.

I just found a triple chocolate chunk cookie the size of my head in my fridge mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. holy hell this is good must be homemade hmmmm I think this is my wifes cookie now shes ganna know when she comes home gets stoned and reads this highdea, hahaha hello baby I ate that cookie

i wonder what if would taste like if u mixed EVERY type of soda ever made together lol

so here's what i've decided:
when I die, i'd much rather have 42 slushies than 42 virgins.
I mean, slushies are so much more delicious and enjoyable than virgins.
someone should change that.

At 2 o'clock in the morning, in my dorm room, i felt like cooking some pop tarts after getting in from blowing down. I accidently hit 10 minutes, instead of 10 seconds, forgot they were in there, and the smoke alarm goes off in my entire 11 floor dorm. Everyone has to evacuate while we stand outside for 30 minute, waiting for the fire dept. After not telling anyone I was the one to blame, i return to my dorm, where the firemen had put my burnt poptarts on a plate and poured me a glass of milk. Awesome.

I am cheese. I am loved by all. I go great with everything. Other foods hate me because I take all the glory. Like Nachos..Their just jealous cause no one eats them unless Im there. Shit..I even ruined broccili's rep. Broccili kept talkin shit so I was like. " You know what?, I think I might melt myself on some Broccilli. See how those humans enjoy that green fag now." Shit...Now,People dont even touch him, unless Im all over that shit! Ahhh..Its not easy, being cheesy.. Peace. Cheese Out.