so like 2 weeks ago i did this thing to get some free snacks ( http://www.free-healthy-snacks.com ) and didnt expect much...i browsed the selections for my area after u enter your zipcode and chose all 5 options for welches fruit chews (i was really baked)

guess what came in via UPS today. a FUCKING HUGE BOX FULL OF *FREEE* WELCHES FRUIT CHEWS. thats fucking right.. i smoked a blunt to that, these things are delicious...they taste even better because theyre FREEEEE i love it. i totally reccomend u do the same urself

So I had this idea of peanut butter slices, kind of like cheese slices, just peanut butter.

peel off two sides, slap it in some bread with some banana.
instant peanut butter banana sandwich.

nothing is more sad than a sad little stoned girl who just took the time to cook mac n cheese...and accidently spill it....i just sat down and almost cried....
man...

Its disgusting, full of commercialism, cocky, and god i fucking LOVE it. i mean, heres the deal. why does every american hate living in america. Thats such a kick in the pants to little ethiopian skeletor kids who would give anything (if they had it) to trade places with you.

instead of bitching about how you have an excess of everything, just kick back and enjoy it, fonzie. you caught a break.

besides, u think you'd be blazing up every day if you were born in zimbabwe?

p.s. sorry i called you fonzie it was totally uncalled for and i didn't mean it

You ever sit and think about the process of eating and pooping? Like what the fuck, we take living things, munch them into little pieces and swallow em, take all their energy, and then shit them out as a brown, stinky disgusting mass. I almost feel guilty, like I mean I just turned part of a moo moo cow into nasty brown log just cuz I was hungry. I'm sorry moo moo cow, I hope you can still moo in heaven.

the unnecessary painsteakfully long peel it takes to eat an orange, its totally worth it in the long run..

Don't you hate it when you go down stairs to get food when your high and try to be sneaky so you don't wake your parents but you end up makeing a lot more noise than normal.

... that would cover a whole slice of bread. You could throw like 2 of 'em on some toast and make a BLT... or a bacon egg and cheese. or just eat them plain. the possibilities are endless

Make a "Reese's Peanut Butter and Jelly Cup."

Ultimate Munchie.

I am trying to save money, but how can I when I am buzzed and pass the Easter section?

but only in a very practical sense. like when you're chilling on the couch and you misplace your chocolate bar, it would just be like yo dude, im right here, in your pocket. and then you could pull it out and eat it. or if it starts rolling away, it'll start being like help, and shit like that. and when your food was falling it would yell and scream all the way down haha.

I wish there was a way to mute the crunch of foods at times. It really sucks having the munchies and to be chowing down during a movie and to listen to crunch noises the whole time.

What the fuck is a sesame and why are it's seeds on my burger?

what if when peaches get old, their fuzz would grow into long, thick beards?

okay so like i went to the dentist and i was reallllllyyy high and when they sprayed the water in my mouth it was like heaven that water is the best water ever i want some hahaha