thank god for the rational one

In everyone stoner group I bet there is one kid who is the rational high kid. Like he is the one who tells you not to try to cross the street in crazy traffic. Or tells you smoking in the house with adults nearby is mental.. hFor that he deserves another bowl. Toke him up.

Submitted by: JJDude123 19 weeks 1 day ago – Made popular 19 weeks 23 hours ago
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Yeah man, and then theres also the quiet tripper who just kinda sits there and trips out.
And the story teller, the laughers, the philosopher, etc etc.
Me and my friends where talking about the different types of stoners, and how you can wind up in a diff one of those classes depending on whos in your circle. The novices tend to be quiet trippers and laughers, and the more experienced ones are more story tellers and philosophers.

Dragryffen 19 weeks 1 day 12 hours 6 min ago

Exactly dude. God damn I love this site.

JJDude123 19 weeks 1 day 12 hours 4 min ago

Fuck yea man, everyone has that guy lol

Chronboy 19 weeks 1 day 41 min 48 sec ago

Yeah thats me, it sucks sometimes but you gotta do it. BOWLS ALL AROUND!!!!

Bofer06 19 weeks 23 hours 32 min 1 sec ago

Yup, that's me alright. As much as I like to smoke, I gotta put a limit if I have to drive.

Fujimoto420 19 weeks 23 hours 28 min 24 sec ago

I'm the rational one usually, but sometimes I love doing idiotic stuff.

CaptainWampum 19 weeks 22 hours 53 min 16 sec ago

because you're a naturally rational person, and smoking weed helped you get a better perspective on the world and realize that you're only in this body for a little while and you have to be go nuts sometimes. That's how I am too! Most of these things are only considered idiotic by everday society. If it affects your life directly by either ending it or fucking it up, then don't. Everything else can only go skin deep.

50b00bs 18 weeks 6 days 13 hours 42 min ago

I hate the "reason" kid. I would rather smoke out the kid that just doesn't give a fuck about where and when he smokes. Sure you're at a stoplight and the guy to your right is looking at your car. When will you stop being so paranoid and realize that he probably doesn't care that you're smoking. Yeah you just smoked, and now you're hungry. Don't put on cologne or use eye-drops before going to get a taco. I am sure that the counter-help at DEL is used to seeing people baked out of their minds.

scottiemcscott 19 weeks 22 hours 27 min 47 sec ago

You are a fucking moron, scottie.

Just thought I'd let ya know.

tokeymcdank 19 weeks 21 hours 26 min 36 sec ago

I'm a med patient, as long as I am not driving or operating heavy machinery I can smoke wherever people can smoke cigarettes. So tokeymcdank, you can suckiemynuts.

scottiemcscott 19 weeks 17 hours 45 min 23 sec ago

That had nothing to do with why I called you a moron, moron.

=].

Assumptions are retarded, so why don't you stfu and start suckie-ing
MY nuts.

tokeymcdank 18 weeks 6 days 23 hours 20 min ago

Hah, they're probably high too. You have to admit though, the rational one gets people out of a lot of trouble too.

iniselassie 19 weeks 20 hours 40 min 29 sec ago

That fucker downvoted me. Hahaha

JJDude123 19 weeks 22 hours 25 min 28 sec ago

scottie, There's a big difference between rationality and paranoia, yeah I hate when people are to damn scared to go into a fucking McDonalds or whatever but sometimes a voice of reason can be good

greenstatic 19 weeks 21 hours 37 min 45 sec ago

I'm a cashier and I'm stoned as fuck INSIDE the McDonalds, for real though, no need to fear.
I'd rather serve you than smelly cat ladies or creepy old perverts...

aliamarie 19 weeks 16 hours 43 min 30 sec ago

Thank you! If someone pulls up to the drive thru, rolls down the window and smoke comes out, do you call the police on them? Because the "rational" kid would say don't smoke in the drive thru, but I say fuck it. They probably wish they were smoking.

scottiemcscott 19 weeks 16 hours 37 min 15 sec ago

Truthfully a few of my managers might, but the staff would all ask for a hit if there weren't cameras watching us! I say don't smoke while youre in view, though a little window-revealed smoke is a refreshing smell from the friers!

aliamarie 18 weeks 2 days 20 hours 4 min ago

Ya, that's totally me. I am on probation so I have to smoke smartly(?). My friends love me for it.

omishmunkey 19 weeks 21 hours 27 min 31 sec ago

id literally be dead without mine
literally
dead
like as in not alive
literally

so yea toke him/her up

jonbobsmith 19 weeks 21 hours 19 min 28 sec ago

i am that girl and proud of it!!!! but depending on who im with i can also be the story teller.

hippie_in_eden 19 weeks 21 hours 18 min 33 sec ago

thats me alright, but i'm not much help unless i'm affected by the outcome. i guess it would make more sense to say i'm the "hahaha, i knew that was gonna happen" guy.

lazy.ninja 19 weeks 20 hours 28 min 3 sec ago

hahaha thats so true dude

Antichrist420 19 weeks 19 hours 41 min 59 sec ago

Im the one who just answers everyone like there talkin to me... when im high i think everyone is talkin to me and il sit and start yellin at a person i dont even know

adrian_ecstacy 19 weeks 14 hours 21 min 15 sec ago

ahaha! i'm sometimes really talkative and fun but most of the time i'm really laid back, listening to everybody and trippin out.

PizzaFTW 19 weeks 13 hours 8 min 37 sec ago

my group has 6 philosophers, 4 story tellers (2 r also the philosophers), and one druggie and all of us can be considered laughers. i call him the druggie cuz he the one that does way too much drugs. you know what im talking bout people. i bet a lot of you have one in your group.

one question though. you all say that novices r quiet trippers n all that. i'm confused. i never was a quiet tripper. i always either been the philosopher or the obnoxious guy constantly throwin jokes out to entertain himself haha

kyle 19 weeks 12 hours 35 min 48 sec ago

No man. He said novices are heavy laughers. Trippers are just trippin out.

JJDude123 19 weeks 12 hours 10 min 15 sec ago

im the quiet guy, that trips balls and laughs at random shit. i have a story teller(tells the best storys) and a slowguy in my group, he is the guy that you cant do shit with or speak to cause he cant function correctly. and everytime you ask him something he either goes "what" or "what did you say"

Hollowtips 19 weeks 9 hours 28 min 43 sec ago

pretty much same thing the druggie in my group does....but then he tries to cover it up by changing the subject to how great the trip him n whoever had on acid or E the other day lol

kyle 19 weeks 8 hours 44 min 6 sec ago

seriously my story teller is insane his storys are so vivid its like you can put yourself in his shoes. its like HD without the TV

Hollowtips 19 weeks 8 hours 38 min 41 sec ago

i love when your in that persons story world.

PizzaFTW 18 weeks 6 days 22 hours 30 min ago

I am jealous of your smoking circles!!!! We have the super smart guy who turns into a zombie, but the rest of us are fairly normal stoned. We need a story teller!!!! I will make it my mission to find one!

getelevated 18 weeks 6 days 1 hour 58 min ago

yeah get a good one i smoke with ppl with lame stories, but when it comes to the whole reasonable thing i think we all have that, like we wouldn't put our self in a place we wouldnt want to be. and if something does happen i LOVE it when everyone slowly turns their heads slowy at each other with a shocking face that shit is priceless.

Hollowtips 18 weeks 3 days 7 hours 35 min ago

haha i think that's me. except i'm retarded sometimes. but i still know what i'm doing. kinda.

stonered 18 weeks 6 days 16 hours 39 min ago

69!!! Haha. Thought that was sweet. Hey if anyone here lives around Castle Rock, Co you should hit me up..

JJDude123 18 weeks 6 days 13 hours 50 min ago

i believe that's me in my group. seeing as i'm the only one who's in all honors classes and tokes and prevents most of my friends from fuckin up.

funnyfunny420 18 weeks 6 days 12 hours 58 min ago

sometimes i feel like thats me

flyingdutchman 18 weeks 6 days 10 hours 13 min ago

sometimes i feel like thats me

flyingdutchman 18 weeks 6 days 10 hours 13 min ago

fashowzies

BigPurpsYaDig 18 weeks 6 days 9 hours 30 min ago

that kid=my effing bestie idk what i'd do without him lmao.
most likely be in jail haha

kikillerrr 18 weeks 6 days 5 hours 43 min ago

Thank God some people appreciate the reasonable stoner! I get so much shit from my friends for suggesting we not smoke the bong on the street corner, or in the house before family with little kids comes over, etc.

getelevated 18 weeks 6 days 2 hours 1 min ago

I was definitely the rational stoner in college...hands down.....

I saved lives and kept people out of trouble with the law.....

I made sure we had a great time without that ultimate bummer...getting busted....

I was never paranoid (well, not "never" but you know...never unreasonably paranoid)....

Sometimes, I needed someone to be rational for me, and they were.....

Thank you, people who have saved me.....

Quick aside:

One time on shrooms me and my buddy walk up to a crosswalk. It was a Friday afternoon on campus and we were tripping out watching everyone hustle and bustle while we loudly proclaimed, "Why are they running around all the time! They've got no where to be! None of us do! They're crazy!" and laughing hysterically at the absurdity of their mad dash across campus (of course we didn't realize that some/many of those people were probably EXACTLY like us when we are sober...). ANYWAYS...we walk up to the crosswalk and there's tons of people, maybe a dozen, all there waiting with us and my buddy starts giggling, then giggles some more and looks at me and LOUDLY whispers, "Dude...[looks at the crosswalk and the button you gotta push]....HOW DOES THIS WORK!?"

lol

jjkrause84 18 weeks 6 days 24 min 14 sec ago

OH! Also...there is one type of stoner that has not been mentioned (even though we almost always bestowed the title only temporarily on a case-by-case basis): The MacGyver. That person who magically whips up some solution to a problem that is keeping you from smoking or getting food or whatever. When in doubt...surrender to the MacGyver and all will be ok.

jjkrause84 18 weeks 6 days 21 min 14 sec ago

yeah that person is me. Doing whatever to save all our asses.

M3LiS24 18 weeks 5 days 20 hours 38 min ago

hahaha thats pretty much me.
i mean yeah i say stupid shit a lot.
but when it comes down to it i'm responsible.
like when we get stopped by a cop or a suspicious parent or something, i do all the talking.
and when my friends are being idiots i at least warn them against stuff.
if they don't listen & do stupid things & get busted, well fuck i tried!

kyara 18 weeks 5 days 20 hours 27 min ago

i'm that person in my friends lol

blowintrees93 18 weeks 5 days 12 hours 49 min ago

that used to be me... till i started smoking way too much n decided.. fuck it =]

mr_420 18 weeks 2 days 16 hours 50 min ago

wow i think thats me haha

ideaa 7 weeks 6 days 43 min 7 sec ago

Thats me for sure. I wonder how many lives I have saved?

contiuis 1 day 14 hours 11 min 25 sec ago

the best ideas (while you're high)