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roach fairy

so, i walk out to my garage for a cigarette, im sittin there smoking playin with my cat and i look down and much to my surprise i see a roach, felt like christmas. =]

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Submitted by: twiztidlette 2 weeks 12 min ago – Made popular 1 week 6 days ago
Category: entertainment   Tags:
avg votes:38up votes:39down votes:1total votes:40

dude i was in the woods behind our mcdonalds cheifin with some friends and i had bought 3 cookies for a dollar and was eating them while the blunt was goin around and i thought i ate my 3rd cookie and i reach into the bag to find theres another cookie, i'm not sure if i got 4 cookies or if i just miscounted how many i ate but that felt like christmas too. free cookies when you got the munchies?!?

how awesome would it be if you put a roach under your pillow and there was a joint in the morning!

that would be pretty awesome

i did that once, except i found a cockroach :(

I just cleaned out my girlfriends car and found the fattest roach, almost like half a joint. It was the best car cleaning experience EVER!!

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