if you had a useless super power what would it be?
mine would be creating jars you could not open! im curious what people would say
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mine would be sticking peoples eyelids shut for as long as i wanted. that way i could do anything in front of them then unstick em again and they'd be like holy shit dude my eyes we just stuck shut!
acid spit.... completly useless for mundane tasks... in a sense you could say a useless power.
Stoners Live and Stoners Die. In the End, We All Get High. So If in Life, You Don't Succeed... Fuck This Shit and Smoke Some Weed.
damn...i was gonna say that
i would love to be able to change the length of my hair like those play doh dolls where you can cut it all off one second and then all of a sudden its long again when i pull the strands
i'd love to shoot spagetti out of my fingers.
i think dane cook came up with it, but when you get mad at someone you can just cover them in spagetti
and it also doubles as a eating power too. you could just shoot spagetti on a plate and eat it
fuck that just shoot the spaghetti straight into your mouth
being able to hover. you couldn't fly, just hover like a foot off the ground. good for walking on water and not stepping on sharp stuff.
controlling the length of my fingernails would be an interesting/useless power that I saw on a Family Guy episode. or sneezing fire
yeah think if your were gonna be a super hero with the sneeze fire ability. where all you could do was wait for a sneeze in order to fight crime
the power to turn my kneecaps orange
I want the ability to turn my feet into jello.
this is easy
my finger would double as an extremely permanent marker
at the snap of my fingers i would have my hair, makeup and outfit done. getting ready is a bitch when your a girl, and a stoner, lol...
see but this is not a useless superpower.
it seems pretty functional
I would love to fart on command, i could change the volume, pitch and how long it lasts. I would be able to entertain my self all day
I want the ability to summon candy that tastes like ass. I could give it to fat kids and make them cry.
to be able to change the toppings on a pizza when ever i wanted. think about it. you could play tricks on your friend. all you would have to do is right b4 they take a bite you can ghange it from yummy pepperoni to gross pineapple, anchovies, toe nial clipping slice. hahaha
my thumb becomes a spoon, no more forgetting, then having to walk alll the way back to the kitchen for one
my super power would be the power to create oxy morons with my hands
Being able to know when I or anyone around me is going to sneeze
i would wanna control ppl's weight..make skinny bitches fat & fat bitches skinny.
The ability to fart blue smoke everytime you fart.
You could go to taco bell and come out like a ninja.
The ability to piss sand would be fairly useless.
the power to run in slow motion, it would look like im running fast but haha im not moving hardly at all
i love the jars that nobody could open haha. mine would be to change whatever i touch (when i feel like it) into its weight in dank ass chronic i would leave piles of weed everywhere . i would touch a semi then get 1000's of lbs of the dank grab what i can then leave the rest for my brothers.